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[saidrepent]

Naughty or nice... That's a rather black and white way of putting things, isn't it? [He snorts.] It might be easier to just list the things I've done and have others decide for me.

[There's a thoughtful pause.]

I guess letting the patrol car get wrecked could count as "naughty"... Other than that, things tend to be a little more grey.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

What the hell did you get outta that? A fuckin' slap on the wrist?

[saidrepent]

My seniority does win me some favors. [He sighs.] It helped that I was in pursuit of a suspect at the time, and it was more his fault than mine.

[orangetoughguy]

Well who gives a shit about a Crown Victoria anyway.

[saidrepent]

[Oh, did he really just- Ray snorts.]

These patrol cars are no Crown Victorias.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay so what the hell are you coppers rolling around in?

[saidrepent]

Not sure if whatever I'd tell you would matter either way, considering you're from...what was it, 1990?

[orangetoughguy]

[WHY YOU KEEP DENYING HIM. HE KISSED YOU.]

Are your boots worn down yet or is your ass numb from ridin' the bus?

[saidrepent]

[And he'd prefer not to be reminded of the incident, thank you very much.]

Why do you ask?

[orangetoughguy]

[He'd rather find out if Raymond has no wheels fff.]

I wanna know who's got a car now.

[saidrepent]

Well, I don't. [There you go.]

Honestly, I'm still not exactly sure where one would get a car around here.

[orangetoughguy]

Too bad, I do.

[SMALL VICTORIES.]

[saidrepent]

[WOW, LOW BLOW.]

All right. ... And? [Not that he's going to act like he's irritated in the least by it, of course.]

[orangetoughguy]

[Hehehe.]

And nothin', that's all.

[saidrepent]

[Hmph.]

If it's nothing, I don't see why you'd bother to tell me at all.

[orangetoughguy]

I guess I got weird habits, 1990s and all. It's a generation x thing.

[saidrepent]

Generation X, huh. [You lost him.]