Jan 14, 2007 02:40
In exactly two days time. I will be 18...
It's really crazy, y'know? I mean, it just sneaks up on you. I know not much is gonna change, but it's gonna feel so...oh...I dunno. It feels like a major step in life, because, well, society denotes it as such.
What can an 18 year old do? Well, I could...
--Smoke
--Vote
--Escape home
--Get a piercing without parental consent
--Get a tattoo without parental consent
--Get a license without having done driver's ed
--No longer be eligible for juvie court
--Join the military
--Get married (but only to the opposite sex LOLOLOL)
--And be a legal adult in the eyes of companies (i.e. I could get bus/plane/train/etc. tickets all on my own and get a job where minors can't)
Anything I'm missing?
Uhhhh...
Ummm...
No, not drinking, can't do that yet...
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
OH. THAT'S RIGHT. SEX! I'LL BE LEGAL TO GET MY GROVE ON WITH ALMOST WHOMEVER I WANT IN ALMOST ANY WAY I WANT!
Why?! Why the hell does turning 18 suddenly mean I can fuck things outside this special little 'age limit'?!
It means NOTHING! My balls don't wait for my 18th birthday to drop on down and say, "TA-DA! GO YIFF!" Hell, males are supposed to reach their sexual prime from 16-18! Shit! That means society forced us to miss two years of our sexual prime!
It's retarded. We all know. Bitching won't change shit.
Since it's too hard to give privileges based on personal maturity, we just give a blanket age that everyone gets that shit. Bitching won't help, but I like to bitch.
Anyways... I'll be 18, and I'm hoping to get some calls, cards, and maybe a few gifts from friends. It'll be a special day, y'know? The big 18... I'm excited...
My mother of course was hard-pressed to give me a nice, special birthday gift worthy of a big 18 year old. The solution? A hundred bucks and permission to go to FC!
Hooray for FC!
I shall be at FC and shit, and I wanna know who else will be there who knows me.
But, since I kinda buried this request under a bunch of shit, I'm gonna make a new entry to ask that question. Respond there!
As for now, I think I'm gonna enjoy my last two days of being tinypup Sai. Two more days of being illegal and cute (by association).
Love you all,
The still not-legal, Tinypup Sai-Sai
P.S. Please give me stuff. :3