Dreams 2!
So, after having posted my epiphanous contemplations on dreams and the direction of my life, I happened to have a night full of interesting and bizarre dreams. Anyway, this dream I had last night was so vivid and realistic, except for the fact that it was utterly ridiculous. I was a zombie. No ordinary zombie, mind you, I was a sentient zombie (oxymoron?) that wore a straw hat. In the first half of the dream, I was shambling around, wondering why people were being so terrified of me. Then I figured out that I was a zombie, and started attacking people for no real reason. It was lighthearted though, I don't think I was actually trying to eat anyone. Anyway, I ended up finding this tree fort that I climbed up into. It was cozy, and then all these people climbed up to get away from the zombie hordes below. I don't know when the hordes showed up, but they were clearly more evil than I. So these people show up and freak out, cause I'm a zombie. Understandable. But I explain to them that I'm no ordinary zombie, I'm quite intelligent. I remove my head and toss it around to prove this to them. Replacing the head, I tip my hat to them and flash a pleasant smile. After this, they're totally friendly, and we sit around and have some punch. And that's it. Weird.
Joe says hi.
The end.
Joe says hi.
The end.