Mind the Gap!
I woke up today and had to wash windows. and blinds. and CURTAINS. I hate washing the outside of the windows. I made my mom do that part because I always feel like I am going to fall out or something. Anyways, my bedroom is way cluttered and I think im having an allergic reaction to the dust. I've become less obsessive compulsive the past couple months and pretty much forgot about dusting.
But tomorrow I won't be cleaning. I'll be waking up earlier than necessary to haul three kids (that I HATE) off to Canobie Lake. I'm just kidding though! We're never staying there for 12 hours. It's not happening. Because, Sarah will lose interest in about 4 hours, and we will all be dead tired in 5. So I hope we leave by then. AND PARTY.
SO, i'm reading 'We The Living' and it's really pissing me off. The main character is doing this:
- Being in love with some random guy (rebel) that is apparently royalty. Oh yeah, and they have sex ALOT.
- Knowing a guy that her lover refers to as her 'boy friend' who looks pretty interested and doesn't know about the other guy whom she is sleeping/living with. Annndddd this 'boy friend' is a big COMMUNIST.
- It's the dawn of a Russian Revolution and some whore named Vava decides to have a party. The main character, a smart lass, decides to invite the guy she sleeps with AND the communist. GOOD JOB. Oh and what a party. Everyone is dirt poor and has an illegal job and all to make their life 'better', here in comes a powerful communist to mingle.
- Everyone can't leave the party until morning or else they'll get robbed because the militia are all communists too and don't give a damn.
And on and on and on until she finally dies or escapes 'abroad' with either the communist or her sleeping partner. I swear, i have a strange respect for this girl, but im pretty sure if i ever met her i'd probably hit her with a shovel.
I once heard a tube story of a woman who was being groped by a man in a crowded tube. She picked up his hand from her rear end, held it in the air and loudly said "Does this belong to anyone, as it seems to be attached to my bottom?" The man went purple with embarrassment and slunk off the tube at the next stop.
I found that last bit interesting.