I've been holding off on asking this, considering... well, I decided that it didn't matter. I can use all the help I can get, even if he knows its coming
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Murph: Drop by your local newsstand and buy yourself a Rolling Stone. If you look through the ads you'll usually find one offering the opportunity to be ordained as a minister of the Universal Church of Light, or something. Cost you about thirty bucks. Then you can just go nuts blessing shit.
Fellow Bostonian here to say you don't need to pay the fee if you sign up with the right church, either. I... well, my author... is an ordained reverend with the Church of Universal Life, and he did it online.
*looks uncomfortable* I don't think that's for me, but thanks anyway. I'm not the...uh, religious figure type. I don't think that sort of blessing would help anyway...
Not one bit. Of course, it was originally supposed to be root beer made from a holy root, but for some reason that seems to be the standard brand anyway. Can't tell you the mechanics of it, though.
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And... Give her a present?
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