There's a swish and a slight flash, and 35 foot of spiky black war machine appears in the Nexus, his mirrored visor firmly in place and his mighty purr bomb of a cat drone seated at his side as tiny orange and green minions swarm around his massive tripartite feet
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Still, it has to be said: "Crucifixion."
She pauses before clarifying, "Because 'Life of Brian' was a far superior movie."
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Two, meanwhile, perks his ears and lowers his head to look at her with his dark optics, managing to look despite his size and construction like a massive tabby cat being cute.
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"You're robots, so they won't suffocate or dehydrate, and I don't think you're planning to torture them first. It won't kill them."
She looks towards Two as she talks, processing the robotic feline's odd cuteness and wondering whether to respond to it. She has a cover to sort-of maintain, but the Yeerk is naturally wary of animals. Even - especially - Transformers shaped like animals.
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And then he muses that sticking Slingshot to things hasn't stopped him yet, but maybe if he puts the glitch on the wall upside down and declares him a paintball target it will sink in.
"Hrrm," he says, then looks down at Two as the big drone gets up and takes a step toward the pair of organics. Noting the inner being's response, he steps on Two and turns back to them.
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Lots of barking with binary encoding that says 'Hey! Hey Rock! There's the Fountain where I found the puppy! Look! Rock!'
And Rock comes over to look, armload of wriggly mini Rush. And stares.
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"Instant kid?" he asks, suddenly having the feeling they're never going to find Puppy Rush's owner, because there never was a Chibi Rock running around who misplaced his dog.
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And then the rest hits him. "It's LOLed and you're going to try to destroy it? Are you sure that's a good idea?"
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This could be bad news for someone later.
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"But me and a few others study LOLs, not just for pranks and stuff but for lots of reasons - like how to avoid em. And this is one we don't have a sample of. Besides, who knows, someone might actually want something like this someday, for who knows what crazy reason."
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"I liked the crucifixion idea that guy had."
"Don't you start, Mr. Vandemar. He said intact."
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