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Feb 10, 2009 20:04
Um.
I don't think this is where I'm supposed to be.
...Does anybody know where my boat is?
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:09:17 UTC
"Yours, specifically, or would any sailing vessel work equally well?"
"Titanic wouldn't."
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:12:34 UTC
...Um... can the other boats talk?
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:14:56 UTC
"I utterly and sincerely doubt it." The man attepts a smile. It doesn't go very well.
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:17:36 UTC
*...Okay, yeah, he's scared. I mean, come on, redeads were one this. This is totally different.*
U-um!! I mean... I need my boat to help my friend!
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:21:45 UTC
"We might be able to help your friend. It depends on his problem, of course . . ."
"Put him out of his misery, at least."
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:23:22 UTC
I-it's not a he! She's a princess, and Ganon's trying to find her and I'm the only one who can stop him...!
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:26:42 UTC
"Why are you bothering to stop him? Princesses tend to be spoiled, overly delicate morons."
"I like them, Mr. Croup."
"You ate one once, Mr. Vandemar, that's not the same thing."
"She was juicy," agrees Mr. Vandemar happily.
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:28:44 UTC
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You eat people!?
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:36:32 UTC
"Yeah."
"We're not very nice guys in general, I'm afraid. More the sort who regularly wind up being the sole survivors of a battlefield, and then stealing the corpses' boots."
"Makin' me hungry, Mr. Croup."
"You're always hungry, Mr. Vandemar."
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:38:08 UTC
...
*Speechless Link is speechless.*
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:42:41 UTC
"What?"
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:44:50 UTC
Y-you can't eat people!! Only monsters eat people!!
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:47:39 UTC
"We're monsters."
He grins. His teeth sharpen visibly as he does so.
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:49:45 UTC
*OH SHI -- He's got his sword and shield drawn! No, seriously, he will kick your ass. Once he stops freaking out anyway.*
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mr_v_and_mr_c
February 11 2009, 02:55:12 UTC
They remember Troy. They burned Troy. A sword wouldn't even phase them.
"Oh, don't worry. This place is safe, there's a spell that prevents violence. And you wouldn't be very filling anyway. Not worth the effort."
"Be tasty, though, I bet."
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elixirsoup
February 11 2009, 02:56:57 UTC
*Well screw you I've got the Master Sword what now.
...Anyway. He lowers his weapons.*
...So you can't eat me?
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"Titanic wouldn't."
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U-um!! I mean... I need my boat to help my friend!
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"Put him out of his misery, at least."
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"I like them, Mr. Croup."
"You ate one once, Mr. Vandemar, that's not the same thing."
"She was juicy," agrees Mr. Vandemar happily.
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You eat people!?
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"We're not very nice guys in general, I'm afraid. More the sort who regularly wind up being the sole survivors of a battlefield, and then stealing the corpses' boots."
"Makin' me hungry, Mr. Croup."
"You're always hungry, Mr. Vandemar."
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*Speechless Link is speechless.*
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He grins. His teeth sharpen visibly as he does so.
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"Oh, don't worry. This place is safe, there's a spell that prevents violence. And you wouldn't be very filling anyway. Not worth the effort."
"Be tasty, though, I bet."
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...Anyway. He lowers his weapons.*
...So you can't eat me?
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