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Aug 25, 2008 20:55

Elisa's back in the Nexus after a bit of a long absence. Events in her own reality, most notably the adoption of several hatchlings from another clan as well as the impending birth of her niece, along with all kinds of other stuff common to super-heroes guardians like her.

So she's sitting on a convenient Nexus couch, looking a bit thoughtful. " ( Read more... )

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[TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 01:13:29 UTC

Hire a babysitter, then go out and do all the things you've been putting off because of the tyke. College party? It's the start of the semester, you'll want to get the better-looking freshmen on your short list early, before they get caught in the date mill. And they won't have met all the professors yet, so who's going to argue when you say you're the professor of women's studies with a PhD in--wait for it--Sensuality? Strike while the coed is hot!

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 01:22:23 UTC

I... don't even know where to begin to start with what's wrong with that, though I could begin with being married and working down from there.

Re: [TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 01:32:20 UTC

Being married is a good place to start with what's wrong, but I know a good lawyer. I also know some who'll actually win.

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 01:38:07 UTC

I'm more than happily married, thank-you very much.

Re: [TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 01:41:29 UTC

Oh, so it's an "open" marriage? Then there's no problem, just make sure he has a date, too.

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 01:58:53 UTC

...Wow, you're some kind of sleezeball, buddy.

Re: [TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 02:02:45 UTC

No, I'm Barney.

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 02:06:32 UTC

And yet this does nothing to change my opinion.

Re: [TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 02:10:00 UTC

Now, that's hardly fair. You haven't met me or read my blog. You're judging me before you have the facts, and that's not just wrong, that's prejudice. The only way you can make this right is to let me buy you a drink and tell you the true Saga of Barney.

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 02:38:22 UTC

Well, okay. Fair enough. Far be it for me to make snap judgments. But I could go for a beer.

Re: [TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 02:44:00 UTC

And I'm sure I could forgive you for it. Say, MacLaren's, half an hour?

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 02:56:35 UTC

Better warn you, though. I'm a little... freaky.

Re: [TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 03:00:23 UTC

Now you're speaking my language.

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 03:12:47 UTC

More like the wings and tail kind of freaky, Mac.

Re: [TEXT] legendarybarney August 26 2008, 03:16:38 UTC

I'm still not hearing a dealbreaker.

Re: [TEXT] elisa_garg August 26 2008, 03:38:28 UTC

Ha! You just might be all right after all.

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