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Yet another Cybertronian has appeared by the sign, and looks around, not terribly surprised. After all, a business associate of his(whom, naturally, shall remain nameless) told him about the place, and it seems to be a wonderful place to set up shop. He leans against the sign, since that's where the most people will see him, and clears his throats.
"Hey, good people of the Nexus! I just came in from a few of my favorite spots around the cosmos, and I've got a lot of great deals for you! Look at these!" He holds out one hand, in which there are a few ornate jewels. "Fresh from Galtos VII, best gems in the galaxy! You can see yourself in them, and you can see yourself wearing them! Just 10 Galtorian credits, I'm cutting my own fuel lines here, folks."
He opens his other hand, which has what appears to be pieces of bright blue bread. "Or, if you're more interested in the stomach than the eye, how about this haggra biscuit? The finest food in the universe, guaranteed!" He fails to specify the details of the guarantee, naturally, but it's sure to be impressive.
"That's not all I have, either! I have full catalogs at my disposal, and I'm also an expert in getting what you desire. So, step right up, and let's talk turkey, or whatever form of poultry you prefer!"
((Amazingly, none of this stuff is LOLed. Just don't come looking for bargains, if you know what I mean.))
"Hey, good people of the Nexus! I just came in from a few of my favorite spots around the cosmos, and I've got a lot of great deals for you! Look at these!" He holds out one hand, in which there are a few ornate jewels. "Fresh from Galtos VII, best gems in the galaxy! You can see yourself in them, and you can see yourself wearing them! Just 10 Galtorian credits, I'm cutting my own fuel lines here, folks."
He opens his other hand, which has what appears to be pieces of bright blue bread. "Or, if you're more interested in the stomach than the eye, how about this haggra biscuit? The finest food in the universe, guaranteed!" He fails to specify the details of the guarantee, naturally, but it's sure to be impressive.
"That's not all I have, either! I have full catalogs at my disposal, and I'm also an expert in getting what you desire. So, step right up, and let's talk turkey, or whatever form of poultry you prefer!"
((Amazingly, none of this stuff is LOLed. Just don't come looking for bargains, if you know what I mean.))