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[smartassmerc]

"I walk into the Nexus. Again," Deadpool says. "It looks about the same as it did yesterday. My, that woman's looks haven't improved at all. I wonder vaguely where the weirdo half robot S-guy went. He seemed to have a bit of a thing for me. I'll have to find a nice way to turn him down. I look around. People seem to be staring. Could my first

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[alloy_avenger]

Hank heat-visions Deadpool.

[smartassmerc]

"YOWCH!" Deadpool says. "Hank Henshaw had some accident that Superman failed to save him from. Because he's a little sanity-impaired, he took the form of a cyborg Superman. Either he can read minds, or my first person narration really isn't working."

[alloy_avenger]

Hank notices the celerity with which Deadpool healed...and the distinct lack of an AV field. He mentally noted this. Not that he could forget.

"Failed to save me from? He made me this way. Alien won't even man up to his crimes, and dares hold me to mine. Not that I'm ashamed...and I'm SuperSane, Toxie."

[smartassmerc]

"I'm not from New Jersey!" Deadpool says. "Correcting my exposition. That's never a good sign. But the readers could get confused if I stopped. Decisions, decisions."

[siraj]

*the dragon examines his talons*

"Newsflash, yer narration's kinda broken... Though you are terribly amusing to watch, I'll admit. And I enjoy your comics, too."

[smartassmerc]

"You do?" Deadpool looks pleased. "That's great! Wouldja send a letter to Marvel asking for them to be un-canceled? I mean, I was doin' fine without Cable around."

[siraj]

*he snickers*

"Yeah, sure, I don't see why not... but no promises it'll do any good."

[smartassmerc]

"Uh, oh, and buy Secret Invasion!"