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Feb 22, 2008 13:10

"Oh, man, this is going to the best prank ever! Lydia's gonna love it!" There's a ghost - the ghost with the most, as a matter of fact - floating through the Nexus chortling to himself. "Speaking of Lyds..." He looks up, looks around, and pauses. "Hey, this isn't the Neitherworld."

He takes another look around and gulps. "I hope there aren't any sandworms here. I hate sandworms." Another glance around reassures him that there aren't any sandworms here, so... "Well, this definitely isn't Sandworm Land... and it sure ain't the Neitherworld... and it doesn't look like anywhere Lyds and I have ever gone..."

He sinks to the ground, shoves his hands in his pockets, and starts walking. Before long he runs into the Sign - literally. "Whoa! Talk about bad taste." He grins and licks the Sign. "Yup. Bad taste, alright." He snickers, then backs up and reads the Sign. "Ask a question? Hey, I just did!"

He turns around, looking from side to side. If he's never been here before... no one will know who he is. And if no one knows who is... that means there's plenty of people to prank! It's a brilliant plan! There's a puff of green smoke and suddenly BJ's sitting behind a large black-and-white striped booth. There's all sorts of spooky jewelry on display: bat necklaces, bat earrings, spider necklaces, spider earrings, spider rings, as well as a whole selection of spookily-patterned t-shirts and hats.

BJ turns into a megaphone and shouts at the Nexus. "Step right up, come one, come all to Mr. Beetleman's Bizarre Bazaar! How can you possibly resist?" He poofs back and settles into a high-backed chair behind the booth. Aside and to no one in particular, he whispers, "I sure hope Lyds doesn't find out about this."

((LOL alert! The jewelry will come to life a few moments after being put on. The t-shirts and hats will turn into a large pile of beetles a few moments after being put on.))
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