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[once_a_man]

There is a man in the Nexus.  This is, truly, nothing new.  Truthfully, the fact that he's talking to himself, muttering various incomprehensible phrases about the various injustices that have been committed against him.

This, too, is nothing new.

Heck, even the trenchcoat, hat, and silver-faceplated mask are probably nothing new.  Or, maybe they are

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[alternate_faye]

Cue blinking. "...Starscream? Did you get LOL'd or something?"

[once_a_man]

"Why does everyone keep mistaking me for that airborne air-head?!"

[alternate_faye]

"You have the same voice, duh."

[once_a_man]

"Are you insane?! That scrap metal reject sounds like nails on a chalkboard! We sound nothing alike!"

[alternate_faye]

She scowls. "Fine, whatever."

[once_a_man]

"You should show respect to your betters, girl."

[alternate_faye]

"What, a sad excuse for a man like..." Suddenly, a LOL wears off and changes her into her transformer form... "...you? ...Oh bugger."

[once_a_man]

"You! You're one of them!"

[alternate_faye]

He's suddenly... even less of a threat.

"Yeah, so what?"

[once_a_man]

"It's a conspiracy! You're all plotting against me!"

Paranoid, much? Oh yes.

[alternate_faye]

"Whatever... I've got things to do anyway." She flies into the air and away on her boot thrusters... Wait, did she sound upset?

[once_a_man]

"Yes, flee robot, flee from the might of Coooooooooooobr *hack*hack*cough*gasp*hack*..."