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[dumbassludge]

"Me, Sludge wonder," The Dinobot lumbers in with a box large enough to fill a studio apartment. "what you call 'date'? Me, Sludge went eat in nice place with someone. That date?"

He pulls out a large shiny sheet of metal. On it is a rather nice etching of a mountain filled landscape. "Me, Sludge, sell pictures. Any you want?"