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[hikari_netto]

*walks through the Nexus, holding a water gun in each hand while scanning the crowd with a decidedly mischievous look on his face*

So. How do you feel about being shot in the back?

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[goodform]

About the same as I feel about being stabbed in the back.

*A-wandering with seemingly unconcerned lanky ease into the Nexus, here comes the good captain, best coat on, head high, black curled hair arranged neatly over his shoulders. He projects the general air of being insufferably smug, today, and what's this? picking his even white teeth with a - oh no, that's not a standard toothpick. It's a wooden splinter.

Well. You know what they say about pride.*

[hikari_netto]

*Ah HAH! Netto's eyes gleam as they land on the very man he'd been looking for ever since he arrived in the Nexus with guns in hand. Oh, revenge will be so sweet.*

Then how about I shoot you in the front? *lets Hook have it with both guns!* Take that, you rotten old man!

[goodform]

*Hook's expression at first is nothing but supercillious - what's a little water, even on his good clothes? Just water, it'll dry off. He's a pirate, after all...

And then there's a hint of a frown as the LOL'd water takes effect. He's blinking, as if he has a migraine coming, , but there's no painkiller in the world can stop the growth of those adorable, fuzzy, twitching rabbit-ears. They poke up through the mane of black curls with beautiful incongruity*

...what the deuce!

[hikari_netto]

*doesn't even try to stifle his raucous laughter this time* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right! This is what you get for breaking my drumstick! Maybe next time you'll think twice before being so mean!

*takes another look at those cute, cuddly ears and starts laughing again* Hahahahaha!

[goodform]

Stop laughing, boy! What are you laughing at, anyw-

*Peekabo! One of the ears, seemingly aware how little loved it is, folds down, lop-style, and tickles his nose. Hook yelps, actually cries out like a startled dog, and reaches up with his hand to touch whatever-it-is. Warm. Furry. Ow! And it hurts when you pinch it, too! That means...

...oh, no no no. Please, no.

There's a single moment when both ears abruptly fold back, and down, flat against his hair, utterly dejected. Poor bunny!*

[hikari_netto]

*might almost be inclined to feel bad for the poor ears, if they weren't doing such a good job of making Hook look rather silly*

I should start calling you Captain Bunnyman. Or maybe Rabbit Hook! *is wickedly delighted by Hook's horrified reaction to the ears. Better watch out, Netto. You might develop a villainous streak if you're not careful!*

Oooh! Or maybe Mr. Fluffypants!

[goodform]

*Angry ears! The long white bunny ears stand straight up, quivering and the pink skin inside them flushing bright red as Hook's temper starts to boil like a cartoon kettle.*

What have you done to me? Ignorant, insufferable child, what is this...this travesty?

*His voice is acid and threatening. Sadly, it's hard to look properly threatening when you've got such cute ears, unless of course you're General Woundwort.*

[hikari_netto]

*scowls and briefly sticks out his tongue* Nyeeh! It's revenge, that's what it is. It's what you get for breaking my drumstick! But don't worry. *teases mercilessly* I hear girls like cute fuzzy things. Maybe you'll actually get a girlfriend out of this. I bet you need all the help you can get!

*is sadly unaware that the sting of his insults will be lessened by the truth of Hook's romantic life*

[goodform]

Revenge! You call this feeble party trick revenge?!

*Ears trembling. All the little white hairs standing on end! (which of course makes the ears twice as floofy, damn and blast!)

He's far too angry to even listen properly to Netto's comments about his love life, which is a shame as it would have given him fuel to fight back with. Still, he never thinks at his best when he's raging.*

Brimstone and gall! Wretched boy, I'll show you what revenge really means!

*AV field? What AV field? Yes, when Hook gets mad, he gets steaming mad, and he's quite forgotten it's there as he roars and lashes out at Netto*

[hikari_netto]

*yelps and dodges out of the way, not quite willing to trust his life to the AV field, no matter what people say about it* *is not going to show fear, nope, not to Hook of all people, and he is not trembling and his heart is not pounding just a little bit faster. Of course not.*

*lifts his chin and sticks his tongue out again* Actually, I think it's pretty good revenge. Just wait 'til everyone sees you looking like that and they start laughing. Hah! Then you'll see how good my revenge is.

*is now keeping a significant distance between himself and Hook, shoving the LOL gun in his belt and pulling out his teleporter... just in case*

[goodform]

*Running away from a raging James Hook, especially if you're a small boy who has just humiliated him, is rather like a plump, lame zebra running away from a lion. Best not to! Hook bounds after him, trying to close the distance, and all the time those lovable ears are flapping and bouncing against his head cheerfully. Netto's comment strikes him bang in the centre of his pride. People will laugh! Object of ridicule! Not again!*

You think you'll be around to see it? Hmm?

*pounce, strike, snarl, bunnyearbounce!*

[hikari_netto]

*It's only a bad idea if you can't actually get away. And now that Hook is chasing after him and pouncing him and only inches away from actually grabbing him, Netto is more than willing to give in to panic and mash his finger on that teleport button!

Reckless, Netto might be, but even he knows that there is a time to laugh and a time to run. Away he goes in a pillar of light! Too bad he won't be around to see what everyone else thinks of his handiwork.*

((Thank you for indulging me and letting Netto have his revenge. That was awesome. :D))

[goodform]

*Hook skids to a halt as Netto winks out of the Nexus, fuming, panting, his eyes glowing red in their centres and his ears stiff with rage. Gone! Escaped! Curse the brat!

...and then, of course, realisation sets in. It's a crowded place. Who knows how many people have seen this ritual humiliation? One big white ear swivels anxiously, cocked to listen for telltale giggles*

((You're more than welcome! It's been extremely fun to play. :P ))