Advice column? Count me in!

[kigaeno]

So yeah, I had this little problem on my world. I was trying to kill all the humans, but I sort of accidentally killed everyone, and now its very boring. No TV, radio, or other places to go. I still have my zombies, but there's only so many times you can watch them chase each other around or gnaw on one another before it gets old

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[onemorebounty]

Advice about what? It sounds like you're well past the point of changing anything.

[kigaeno]

Advice on what to do next, what things are interesting, or possibilities for exceptionally vulnerable worlds to visit.

[onemorebounty]

Mm.

*She considers briefly.*

Ask yourself if destruction is all you're good for.

[kigaeno]

Well considering I'm dead, settling down and starting a family is certainly out of the question. What exactly am I suppose to do that isn't destructive?

So yes it is, maybe.

[unquenched]

"Now what'd you go and that for?" Y helo thar, smirk.

[kigaeno]

"Humans are prone to genocide, that's why I wanted to kill them all." He seems completely unaware of what is wrong with that statement.

[unquenched]

"... Brilliant decision there." And yes, that's some sarcasm.

[kigaeno]

"I thought so too, but I accidentally killed the non-humans too, which wasn't so brilliant. Creating plagues is tricky like that." Sarcasm went entirely over his head.

[thebasi]

And while she came for the Axel, she'll stay for the advice. 'Have you tried cleaning the zombies out? Sounds like they're just in the way.'

[kigaeno]

"That's just like your boyfriend suggested, that I burn down the planet. I think it could work."

[thebasi]

Buh? Boyfriend? 'That *could* work, but there isn't anything else you want to keep? I'd worry about losing the nicer buildings and books and things.'

[kigaeno]

"You make a valid point, because then the new ones wouldn't have nice houses and swimming pools and things. But well, I am not sure how to get rid of them all otherwise."