Public drunkenness anyone?
An enormous push-trolley piled with brewery kegs comes rolling in through one of the regular portals. Sam Ellemere is straining to get it out and to a spot convenient to the Nexus Couches; he's wearing his tapster's apron and a determined expression. He gets it into place, steps back catching his breath, and wipes his hands on the thighs of his trousers. "Right," he said, looking around.
"In the interest of fun and because I'm the ragingly pacifistic sort of drunkard, I'm holding a tasting of stuff from my brewery. The drinks are enchanted only in the sense that they can be digested by and will work on any being, be they undead, alien or mechanical. Yes, that means a few mugs--or barrels, in the case of you Enormous Folk--will get you rather toasty.
"We have on offer today the following varieties." He pulled a folded-up card table off the trolley and set it up, then stuck a sign on it.
Beers
Welsh Ale
Brown Ale
Chocolate Porter
Black Stout
Lager
IPA
Cranberry Lambic
Raspberry Lambic
Hefeweizen
Eisbock
Barley Wine
Meads, Melomels, Metheglins and Braggots
Golden Mead (sweet)
White Mead (dry)
Black Mead (blackcurrant Melomel)
Champagne Mead
Cyser (Apple mead)
Malt Braggot
Barley Braggot
Capsicumel (Chili pepper Melomel)
Cinnamon Metheglin
Vanilla Metheglin
Blackberry Melomel
Strawberry Melomel
Morat (Mulberry Melomel)
Oxymel (wine-vinegar mead)
Rhodomel (rose melomel)
Tej
Ciders
Cloudy Cider (sweet)
Pear Cider
White Cider (dry)
Cherry Cider
Norman Pommeau
Sidra (Mexican sparkling cider)
"I had some difficulty figuring out how to serve our larger members. But then I decided simplicity was best." He rolled a barrel off the stack and set it on the side, revealing the very large coffee-mug-style metal handle that had been bolted to the side of the barrel.
"Well! That said, I could really use some help moving out all these barrels and setting up. Anyone feel like lending a hand, tentacle, servo or other appendage?"