Do you find yourself lacking in...

[canadianninja]

Old Glowy Eyes is back in the Nexus with a surprisingly large smile on his face. Or grin. You'd be right either way

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[markovincognita]

"...Geoff, you have got to be kidding me. I'd be playing it safe if I didn't buy this from you."

[canadianninja]

"Are you kidding? Happy customers all around!" Hell, he agreed with her; he wouldn't try it either.

[markovincognita]

"Let's run down the reasons I shouldn't do this." She counted them off with her fingers. "One, it's some unknown drink. Two, it's an unknown drink in the Nexus. Three, it's an unknown drink coming from you."

[canadianninja]

"Wait, number three is a strike against me?" Hand stapled to forehead! "Terra, my dear, you wound me!"

[markovincognita]

"Geoff, you're my friend and I would trust you with pretty much anything. But I would not trust you to give me normal food or drinks." Pause. "Wait, no. I wouldn't trust you to give the Nexus normal food or drinks."

[canadianninja]

"Are you kidding? It's the perfect business strategy. Get 'em hooked on common sense when it's three bucks a pop. For anyone who isn't a friend, slowly raise the price over time until I'm gouging them. It's brilliant."

[markovincognita]

"Okay, okay, so you're a brilliant businessman. But! You're also pure evil, and I mean that in the best way possible. And besides, I think the fact that I'm even questioning this shows I have enough common sense not to need it, so I think I win this round, Mr. Bond."

[canadianninja]

"I can prove to you right now that it's safe. And the words Terra and common sense together are making that part of me that tells me not to say things laugh so hard."

[markovincognita]

"Oh, them's fightin' words, Geoff. I have plenty of common sense. I have enough to know not to challenge you to a fight right here, and I have enough to know that I can totally kick your ass in Super Smash."

[canadianninja]

"Given your current record, I'd say you've got a decided lack."

[markovincognita]

"Okay, okay, okay, so the Super Smash thing, not so much. But if you're so dead-set on proving to me that this stuff is safe, why don't you drink it, huh?"

[canadianninja]

He reached into the cooler and grabbed the first bottle he saw. He unscrewed the cap and downed half of the contents into his system, slamming the bottle down on a nearby table. "Ha."

[markovincognita]

"Ooh, look at me, I'm a big strong man with a big strong throat." She laughed. "That doesn't prove anything. I'll wait a couple days to make sure you don't turn into a goat or gain a magnetic attraction to meteors or something. And then -- maybe -- I'll buy some. Or I would if I needed it. But I don't."

[canadianninja]

"It works in ten seconds. I've watched all my customers thus far drink it. Hell, I've tested this myself last week. On random people. Under the guise of giving them a drink." Of course, what she didn't know was that he created a portal in his throat, emptying the rather harmful liquid somewhere in his castle.

"Also, just because you mentioned it..." HOLY SHIT A METEOR IS COMING RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE!

[markovincognita]

Snappy comebacks could come later because JESUS CHRIST IT'S A METEOR, GET IN THE CAR. The knee-jerk reaction was to use her powers, but lawl, space rock. "Jesus christ, I didn't think it'd actually happen!" It's can be frantic yelling tiem right now, motherfucker.

[canadianninja]

And Geoff was simply standing there. "Well, you did invoke it."