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[agent_skywarp]

A purple and black Decepticon comes strolling into the Nexus. He's in a peculiarly good mood for someone from so soon after the Unicron Battles and who's just finished his lunch break. Had to cut it short, even.

Armada Skywarp halts sharply and scans his surroundings, rapidly coming to the conclusion that the Minicons have stolen another corridor,

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[bumblebee_bot]

"Can anyone tell me why the majority of mechs here are some type of Decepticon and/or Predacon? Seriously, it's getting annoying."

[agent_skywarp]

Skywarp chuckles. "Because this place has taste?"

His base is overrrun with grumpy Autobots. It's nothing new.

[bumblebee_bot]

"If this place has taste, then I'm the King of Norway,"

However, grumpy Jedi Autobots would be new.

[agent_skywarp]

He smirks. "For all I know, you could be."

Skywarp knows no Jedi. He sides with the ninjas.

[bumblebee_bot]

"Why would I even be using that phrase if I was?"

[agent_skywarp]

Skywarp shakes his head. "That's not the point. I don't know who you are, much less what Norway is, so..." He shrugs cheerfully.

[bumblebee_bot]

"It's a country. On Earth."

[agent_skywarp]

"Oh, Earth. Of course." Place seems to be all the rage these days.

[icemasta]

Cause we're cooler than you. Now, what you should be asking is why there's so many jets.

[agent_skywarp]

Hey, that voice is oddly familiar. Skywarp sniggers. "I repeat my first answer."

[icemasta]

"Typical jet answer." Snowcat sizes him up, measuring body specs and potential for mischief. It's not Starscream, but he's close enough that he probably hates the connection.

"Nice paint job, Screamer. The new head's a bit weird, though; Megatron probably won't be happy with you not having a mouth."

[agent_skywarp]

Skywarp's gaze stops wandering and focuses rather suddenly on Snowcat. And it's possible his wingtips might have flicked. But that was just out of boredom. Of course.

"Hah. Very funny. Although I don't remember the idiot needing a mouth to make a prat of himself."

[icemasta]

Oh, come on. Not even a little screeching? This one's not nearly as fun as Starscream.

"Wasn't talking about making a prat out of himself, but you're right."

[agent_skywarp]

After three years of Starscream being a posthumous hero (bastard!) and being plain embarrassing before that, Skywarp's had time to practise some restraint.

Well, that and it wasn't the really raw spot.

"Of course." His tone isn't icy, just... cool. And calm. And he is so not having a Starscream-style fit at someone completely unimportant to him.

[icemasta]

"You know the guy or are you just his build cousin? Him and me were on the Earth mission together. Unfortunately."

Plan B: Gossip!

[agent_skywarp]

"Sorry to say I knew him." Skywarp chuckles, relaxing slightly. "Yeah, a lot of people have that reaction."