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[kuuzenzetsugo]

Unicron the Devourer is back, and he's hungry...for something to do. He's bored out of his moon-sized head and, against all reason, sitting on a Nexus Couch.

Half the time I come here, I wind up in a philosophical discussion with a minicon or one of Primus's children. No one ever seems to care about anything but my eating habits and political

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[amandus_est]

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Bianca looks up at the, the...she's not sure what it is, but it's big and scary-looking and gosh she wishes Harry were around right now.

"I end up in the same categories rather often."

[kuuzenzetsugo]

((Wonder why. *goes to fix*))

Which ones?

[amandus_est]

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"Ones defined by eating habits and political opinions." She smirks.

[kuuzenzetsugo]

((Screw that.))

You are a bit small to dine upon planets. He puts his feet up on a table.

[golemancer]

"Well, not that people aren't correct when they assume I'm some crazy hyper fangirl geek, but when they assume I'm nothing more they don't know what they're missing." Io cranes her neck up to get as good a look as she can at one of her favorite giant robots.

"I'm guessing not many people have seen any other side of you, oh Grand Master Planet Eater," she adds with a chuckle.

[kuuzenzetsugo]

FInally, respect. He chuckles good-naturedly. I suppose it's partially my fault. Few are close enough to me to see more than my claws and gullet.

[golemancer]

Io decides not to tell him that that title she used was actually a rather tongue-in-cheek reference to a somewhat obscure computer game and merely nods.

"I'd imagine. Honestly, I'm used to a toy version of you about yea high-" she gestures to indicate a height of around a foot and a quarter, "-who is begrudgingly saddled with looking after a horde of irreverent minicons, stuck with a Sideways from a different continuity who usually doesn't bother listening to him, and has a mild obsession with video games. Forgive me if I'm all too willing to hand ya some respect out of sympathy for an alternate."

[kuuzenzetsugo]

That wasn't quite the respect I was going for. And my Sideways listens quite well to what I say. Toy?

[nacoboy]

"The bumbling sidekick."

[kuuzenzetsugo]

I hate that stereotype.

[bumblebee_bot]

"Completely evil, power to rival Primus'. You must be that Unicron guy I was warned about huh?"

[kuuzenzetsugo]

Bumblebee? You look different.

[bumblebee_bot]

"Different Bumblebee. Plus, I haven't met my version of you, and I really hope I never do."

[kuuzenzetsugo]

We might at some point, we might not. He shrugs. I hardly care. You are rarely important.

[greatgoldenhope]

Hopeless meddler in things which are none of his concern, I fear.

*he looks up, and up some more*

You know, I believe I know someone in a similar predicament.

[kuuzenzetsugo]

Do you now?