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Gannondorf: Back in Black!

Feb 05, 2007 22:42

*Gannondorf sits atop his ebony throne, a particularly evil grin upon his chiseled features. What evil has the Gerudo King concocted this time? Only the utmost in despicability^, that's for sure. The King of Evil waves an arm toward the Nexus' inhabitants in a gesture of welcome. Uh-oh.* Greetings, loyal subjects! I require an ally ( Read more... )

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okiku_sukikuwa February 6 2007, 07:21:40 UTC

"Lay waste to all existence, huh? Been there, done that." Okiku grins, leaning on his sword. "Besides, I'm not one to take offers from strangers. Especially ones with large, ungodly noses."

triforce_power February 6 2007, 07:31:21 UTC

*Gannondorf's expression goes from expectant to raging faster than light, which results in the catastrophic breaking of light as it overbends and becomes a black hole somewhere in outer space. No, calm down. Don't let some MORTAL get to you. Gannondorf's expression shifts to a grimace.* Don't be absurd. My place is at ruler of the cosmos, a position I will be unable to take if I foolishly destroy my future kingdom.

okiku_sukikuwa February 6 2007, 07:53:40 UTC

"Maybe I heard yah' wrong. There was something about laying waste in there." Okiku yawned, looking around. This was boring, true, but less boring that simply wandering around. "Quite the party in here. I love how many people are just dying to be your next right hand monster." He motioned at the vast emptiness around the two of them and grinned.

triforce_power February 6 2007, 07:57:18 UTC

Laying waste to my enemies, yes. *Gannondorf frowned. The upstart was right. His subjects seemed to have lost their valor.* Hmph. *Gannondorf raises his head in a frosty and condescending stare.* I have many minions already, but they lack in power. I want an ally.

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vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:10:16 UTC

"This isn't a good idea, you know. And I need a chair and popcorn for the show."

triforce_power February 6 2007, 08:13:46 UTC

*Not a good idea?! What did MORTALS know about the workings of cosmic conquering?! ...On the other hand, he wasn't exactly getting a booming response.* How do you suggest I find an ally?

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:23:21 UTC

"I don't think you should."

triforce_power February 6 2007, 08:32:31 UTC

No, I should. It will allow me to gain a definite edge over my foe!

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namedbyothers February 6 2007, 08:58:18 UTC

Movor sniggers. "Sorry, pal, I'm already booked for that one."

triforce_power February 7 2007, 05:35:38 UTC

*The King of Evil simply waves the monolithic Movor away condescendingly.* Then I have no need for you. Begone.

namedbyothers February 7 2007, 10:31:19 UTC

That gets a proper laugh. Being ordered about by squishies is hilarious, really. Or maybe Movor's just easily amused.

triforce_power February 8 2007, 03:58:50 UTC

*Gannondorf sees nothing amusing in his ordering others about. Come to think of it, that was pretty much all he did when he wasn't scheming to kill Link. Or razing villages.*

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evil_god_monkey February 6 2007, 11:22:59 UTC

"No way, I'm not the conquering type."

triforce_power February 7 2007, 05:37:32 UTC

Nonsense. It is for the greater good! *Translation: I need more expendable peons so I can sacrifice them for power.*

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evil_god_monkey February 6 2007, 12:49:23 UTC

"They're all the same, aren't they?"

triforce_power February 7 2007, 05:38:38 UTC

*Gannondorf laughs to himself in amusement.* I agree, I am far too kind. No, in all seriousness, I would allow one such as you to become my ally.

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