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[realcoolblowjob]

Toki balls his fists in a childlike manner and rages: "I's sick of this ass-dildoes, you-gots-to-be-the-good-ones stuff! I wanna make out with the hot womens too! Screw Skwisgaar, he gets all the hot womens all the rest of the times, I's ready to get paints by beautifuls ladies! You'd rather haves crotch-zombies or something

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[elisa_garg]

"...I don't think I've ever been this offended before. Or had a greater urge to use my claws on someone."

[half_mystic]

"Wow, someone's a bit touchy. PMSing, mon chere?" Amusement and snark, in equal parts.

[elisa_garg]

If you want to get technical, no, because that's human biology and doesn't apply to her anymore. It's also totally beside the point.

"Well excuse me for getting annoyed with the rock-idiot here. I've got this nasty habbit of getting mad when people talk about women like they're pieces of meat or prizes."

[nightstone_ceo]

"I certainly wouldn't stop you from doing it. Feel free."

[elisa_garg]

"...Why am I not surprised you're not trying to talk me out of it?"

[nightstone_ceo]

"I'm half-certain even Goliath wouldn't try talking you out of giving this idiot a good pummeling."

[does_cocaine]

And trust Dr. Rockso to at that very moment notice two hote babes.

Sure they mave have pointy ears and claws, but look at those racks!

"Hey b-b-b-b-babys! I'm Dr. Rockso!!!!!"

And gods help your eyes, that's when he starts dancing. And it becomes clear that he's taken freeballing to strange and saggy new levels.

"I do COCAINE!!!!"

[elisa_garg]

There are no words.

"Thank-you, Captain Obvious."

[nightstone_ceo]

"If you even think of touching me, you greasepainted lunatic, then you'll soon find out just how much damage these claws can do to flesh."

"And if you continue even speaking, I may do it anyway."

[elisa_garg]

"I think you're right. If he didn't beat me to the punch, that is."

[nightstone_ceo]

"Or if I didn't."

[elisa_garg]

"Good point. Not sure I'd try real hard--or at all--to stop you either. Well, I would before you killed him, anyway."

[nightstone_ceo]

"I'd probably get bored and wander off partway through it all to get a sandwich. Besides, something tells me, between the drugs and outright creepiness, what little pain he actually felt, he'd probably enjoy."

[elisa_garg]

An annoyed expression works its way across Elisa's face. "I think you're right."