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[badnewswillsell]

A girl who looks about seventeen enters the Nexus. She is wearing a black robe with blue and grey trim. She is holding a lime green quill. She looks around, curious. Eventually, she sees the sign and smiles. She sucks on her quill quickly and starts talking quickly. "The beautiful Rita Skeeter, editor and writer of Hogwart's only reputable

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[okiku_sukikuwa]

You can ask anything you want. I don't think we have any solid rules around here about question etiquette.

Doesn't mean be rude or crude, mind you. Well, unless you have a point behind it.

[badnewswillsell]

"Anything, hmm?" The wheels in Rita's head are turning rapidly.

[elementwizard]

"Oh my gods..." Alec's voice trails off as he stares at her. He will not break the fourth wall. He will not break the fourth wall. "Welcome to the Nexus."

[badnewswillsell]

"The Nexus. It's catchy. Hmm. What's your name?"

((Muah ha ha. She's actually for a different RP, but I couldn't resist.))

[elementwizard]

"Well that's what it is. A Nexus of Realities." He then gives her a courtly bow, which shows off his pointed ears rather nicely, "Alexander Raven Troven, at your service."

((The Nexus loves all. It will suck everyone in!))

[badnewswillsell]

"I'm Rita Skeeter, Reporter Extrordinaire." She puts out a hand. "So, tell me about yourself." The Quick Quotes Quill scratches away next to her.

[tunaplz]

"The questions that need to be asked? Any that need to be answered, I would suppose. And some that do not."

Mogget has finally encountered someone with a bigger ego than him. :O

[badnewswillsell]

"Any at all?" This is sounding, possibly, like a reporter's heaven.

[tunaplz]

"Indeed, though you might not like the answer you receive."

[badnewswillsell]

She waves that remark away. "I'm sure I'll manage." Thank you, Quick Quotes.

[thedeath_of_you]

"Probably not. Teachers usually don't give very good questions, you know." The blue-haired girl seems to materialize out of thin air.

[badnewswillsell]

"Your point?" She doesn't seem phased by her random materialization. If anything, it's the blue hair that bugs her.

[thedeath_of_you]

She laughs. "There's not one. It was just a statement. Not all things people say have points. But as a reporter, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?"

[badnewswillsell]

"Oh, yes. Perhaps you've read some of my work? I mostly write for the Hogwarts Post, of course, but an article I wrote was once published in Witch Weekly."

[choaticstudent1]

"Well I should hope it ISN'T like what a teacher would ask," the Acolyte grins mischievously. "Unless there's a point behind it. By the way...Unless that is um, some sort of dictating quill... You're making yourself sound like a bit of an arrogant jerk by pointing out your appearance. If you are describing yourself...Down play it a notch and people will like your writing more, I think."

[badnewswillsell]

Rita scowls. "Did I ask your opinion? And that is a top of the line Quick Quotes Quill, for the record. It takes down everything that is said. It's mostly accurate." Currently the quill has just finished writing I'm a huge admirer of you. Everyone I know loves your writing. Now it's started taking down Rita's words.

[choaticstudent1]

She gets a wicked little grin. "Oh but you don't get it...Do you, this place is made for having questions answered...And driving you nuts."

She crooks a brow. "So if I were to say...Hijo de una perra, for instance, that quill would take it down?" She smiles devilishly. "How positively wonderful....And by the way, if you claim to be a reporter ...And use something like....That quill...Well." She smirks a bit.

"Good luck with that. Oh, quick warning. If anyone offers you food here...Under no circumstances should you eat it unless you can trust that person."

[badnewswillsell]

"I doubt it will work. I'm very collected. And yes, it will take down- mostly- what you say."