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[a_nansi]

Spider comes stumbling in, so much that he grabs hold of a pillar to steady himself. His face is bleeding from several cuts, and so are his arms, where the shirt is ripped. After he's done heaving, he actually looks smug

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[elementwizard]

Predatory birds. Hawks, falcons. Or dogs.

Very carefully.

Still working on that.

[a_nansi]

"Nononono, you do not clean up one bloody bird with the other one. Dogs might work. But I don't think they'd work against a whole flock of ugly flamingos." He scowls.

"Yeah, that seems about right."

His face falls. "Yeah. Especially hard when it's your own fault."

[elementwizard]

Obviously you've never been hunting with them. If one dog won't do it, get several. Um... the hunting sorts. Flamingos... probably good swimmers too then, you'll want.

*he gives a VERY non-commited grunt at the last one*

[a_nansi]

"Obviously not, no. I've got a nasty feeling the flamingos are only a nasty beginning. Besides, birds get into trees, and dogs don't climb trees. Yeah?"

He shrugs and dabs at his lip with the cloth.

[elementwizard]

What dogs do for you is that they go running towards the flock and it gets the birds fly from predator's instinct up and they fly away from the dogs. They aren't going to stick around an area with dogs in it.

[a_nansi]

"If my hunch is right, yeah, they are. They're out to get me." One gets the feeling he's not aware how entirely ridiculous this sounds.

[elementwizard]

There's always explosives.

*Alec just recently got hit on the head by an anvil. He's not one to judge what sounds ridiculous or not*

[a_nansi]

He sniggers at this. "Yeah. It'll be my last resort, thanks."