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Sep 16, 2006 21:42

Rock walked into the Nexus, 'Caution: Mother Theresa Was A Better Liar Than This Guy.' still stamped on his forehead in blue ink. He had the ink on his hands too, were he had tried to rub it off his knees, which was why he was wearing jeans today.

"How do you get ink off of things? 'Cuz this stuff's not coming off!"

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got_bells_on September 17 2006, 01:53:51 UTC
Tch, hell if I know. *has the words "Warning: This man is clinically insane, stronger than you, and likes to fight. Do not approach within five hundred feet unless you possess superior fighting skills or a serious death wish." stamped across his own forehead*

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megadidit September 17 2006, 01:58:40 UTC
Rock isn't worried, AV field and all. He blinked up at the warning. "At five hundred feet no one could read the warning..."

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got_bells_on September 17 2006, 02:03:33 UTC
...huh?

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megadidit September 17 2006, 02:07:14 UTC
He pointed up at his forehead. "'Warning: This man is clinically insane, stronger than you, and likes to fight. Do not approach within five hundred feet unless you possess superior fighting skills or a serious death wish.' By the time anyone could read that, they'd be to close."

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leavemea_lone September 17 2006, 02:10:31 UTC
Isamu has "Caution: Does Not Play Well With Others"!

"Use super-glue. Rub it all over the stain. Then, use feathers to wipe it off."

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megadidit September 17 2006, 02:16:38 UTC
He didn't say anything about Isamu's warning, opting to laugh at the advice instead. "How many have fallen for that?"

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leavemea_lone September 17 2006, 02:17:56 UTC
"Including you? Zero. I'm so disapointed."

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megadidit September 17 2006, 02:26:00 UTC
"Maybe if you used something that's not widely known for being used in pranks. Super glue and feathers are to obvious." He giggled.

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betterthanhim September 17 2006, 02:16:29 UTC
*trying not to smile* I think you're stuck.

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megadidit September 17 2006, 02:20:18 UTC
Rock tried to keep a look of innocence, guessing Proto hadn't been by the house yet. "Awww, it's got to come off with something!"

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betterthanhim September 17 2006, 02:27:52 UTC
*hasn't, fortunately* It looks like a LOL to me. You're stuck until it wears off.

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megadidit September 17 2006, 02:35:48 UTC
"But-but, what about the ink that's not on my head? Is that part of the LOL too?" Noooo, there's no way he'd clean it up in time now!

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clever__fool September 17 2006, 02:49:12 UTC
"Bathing may help. It's risky - but I think you have a good chance of surviving the contact with soap and water."

No, Li doesn't have anything written on his head. And he intends to keep it that way, if possible.

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megadidit September 17 2006, 02:54:28 UTC
"I already tried plain soap and water." He sighed. "And what about the things that can't be put in a bath? Like walls. He whispered the last part, not wanting Proto to hear.

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clever__fool September 17 2006, 03:11:03 UTC
"The obvious solution, then, is to rip the offending skin from your body. Not the ideal solution, but it will produce quick results. Walls, you can bleach or cover up." He reads the label. "All in all, though, that's not a bad thing to have your forehead say. If you're that bad a liar I'm sure that anyone you might try to lie to will already know without having to read the warning."

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megadidit September 17 2006, 03:17:03 UTC
He just rolled his eyes at the first bit. He considered using bleach, but with all the fake answers he was getting it made him wonder if that'd actually work or not. "I'm not that worried about the ink on me, so much as the ink at home."

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rigormartis September 17 2006, 04:20:45 UTC
*has Caution: This Girl Only Plays With Big Guns* I'd think LOL ink was different than the normal kind. I wonder if there's a Nexus drycleaner's that could get it off your clothes.

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megadidit September 17 2006, 04:27:38 UTC
He kinda stared at the warning but didn't say anything. "Yeah, I think it is too. Hopefully it'll just disappear when the LOL is over. And there might be. Who knows."

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rigormartis September 17 2006, 04:30:15 UTC
I don't know. I've mainly stayed around this area. What about you?

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megadidit September 17 2006, 04:38:25 UTC
"Well, I got lost once and found a gas station, don't know where it is now. And I've found a library, there's an ice cream shop over thata way, and a nice group of trees if you want a quiet spot. I've been looking all over."

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