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sonofarize in sages_of_chaos

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Aug 24, 2006 23:40

It is just a simple matter I am in need of answer, o my sages. How many people are needed to stop a vile brotherhood of evilness?

I have learned, in a most painful manner, that it will not work by myself. I have one other willing to enter the fray. How many more do I need?

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jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 04:50:53 UTC

You need three other people, and you all need to be wearing skin-tight black leather.

notareplacement August 25 2006, 04:52:12 UTC

((So much win.))

jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 04:52:48 UTC

((Thank you!))

vicioussweetie August 25 2006, 04:57:15 UTC

"And one of them has to prefer yellow spandex."

jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 05:09:33 UTC

*He just gives her an odd look.* Yellow spandex?

*Then he notices her hands.* What happened?

vicioussweetie August 25 2006, 05:11:31 UTC

"Ah...you'd have to watch the movie to get it. Sorry. Some jerk couldn't keep his hands off me so there was fire and things."

jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 05:30:07 UTC

There just happened to be fire? *He is teasing to mask his worry as he tries to get a good appraising look at her bandages.*

vicioussweetie August 25 2006, 05:32:57 UTC

"Yeah, well, you know. It happens. Spontaneously."

She pauses a beat, letting him examine the bandages to his heart's content. It doesn't seem there's been more done than washing and covering with cloth though. "He had wooden swords! How was I supposed to resist?"

jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 05:44:14 UTC

*He raises an eyebrow at her and almost smiles.*

Did you take some tylenol or something? *He knows there isn't much more you can do for burns other than cover them and take painkiller. As long as the bandages look skillfully applied he won't insist that she go home and get them looked at.*

vicioussweetie August 25 2006, 05:47:41 UTC

"...I knew I forgot to do something."

jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 05:53:21 UTC

*He digs a mini first aid kit out of his jacket pocket and quickly shuffles through the contents to retrieve a foil packet of two tylenol pills.*

Are these ok for you to take?

vicioussweetie August 25 2006, 05:56:24 UTC

She nods. "Yeah."

jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 06:03:21 UTC

Ok. *He opens the packet and holds the pills out to her.* Do you need some water?

vicioussweetie August 25 2006, 06:05:07 UTC

She pulls a bottle out of her bag, which she can even get open with some work. She takes the pills and downs them quickly.

"Thank you."

jumpyspringy August 25 2006, 06:19:46 UTC

You're welcome. *He puts an arm around her and kisses her cheek.* You certainly know how to keep life interesting.

vicioussweetie August 25 2006, 06:23:04 UTC

She snuggles close. "Would you love me half so much if I didn't?"

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