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[sonofarize]

It is just a simple matter I am in need of answer, o my sages. How many people are needed to stop a vile brotherhood of evilness?

I have learned, in a most painful manner, that it will not work by myself. I have one other willing to enter the fray. How many more do I need?

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[vicioussweetie]

"That depends on their talents, and yours."

[sonofarize]

*rubs his chin thoughtfully* I do not believe this brotherhood is as lucky as I am. Nor are ten of them as strong as milady. I just wish to get past this battle without vection to a torture chamber of boredom anon.

[vicioussweetie]

"Well, I always say, better to go in overprepared and get to the ale and wenches all the faster."

[sonofarize]

They are bootlegging and kidnapping maidens? Oh... I must get there faster. Those poor maidens will lose their stomachs if I tarry too long!

[vicioussweetie]

"Um. That's...not quite what I meant. A lot of heroish types like to celebrate victory with booze and pretty girls and boys as their tastes dictate. So they like to get the fight over and start celebrating sooner."

[sonofarize]

Ah! My celebration will be my journey of worth to Camelot. I am still not hearty enough for booze after having 'one for the road.'

[vicioussweetie]

"Ah. Well, there's still the pretty girls to enjoy."

[sonofarize]

*frowns a little* But I was told not to 'flirt' by her father. And when I inquired what that meant, he said 'nevermind' like that was an answer! Is that sort of a universal answer for humans?

[vicioussweetie]

"Frequently. It's not a very good one though. Whose father?"

[sonofarize]

Young maiden Lisa. She is the only pretty girl I know.

[vicioussweetie]

"...okay. Well. Then it seems you have the pretty girls situation covered."

[sonofarize]

Would also knowing beautiful women help with the celebrations? Though I am unsure if one has forgiven me enough to not rip my throat out with her teeth. She has really white teeth, by the way.

[vicioussweetie]

"Uh, yeah, beautiful women would definitely help. And...there's lots of them in the world, not all of whom want to rip your throat out."

[sonofarize]

*nods* Some like to call me "Americano" and drag me into dens of iniquity.

[vicioussweetie]

"Not your cup of tea?"

[sonofarize]

Well, tea is better than coffee, but I did not enjoy the freeness with which the women there touched me. It would also not be such a bad place if I were not trying to stay on my path as a knight.