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[blue_fuzzy_elf]

An 11-foot tall Kurt sits down carefully, wrapping his tail around himself to keep it out of the way of those who haven't suddenly doubled in size. He looks uncomfortable with this latest development of crazy Nexus crap

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[vicioussweetie]

She looks up at Kurt with great big eyes. Great big hopeful eyes.

"You're like the coolest teddy bear ever."

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"...Teddy bear?" If there were such a thing as audible blinking, he did it.

[vicioussweetie]

"Dude! You're giant and furry."

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"I've noticed I'm giant and I'm always furry," he says, grinning. "But how does it make me a teddy bear?"

[bakaodangoatama]

"Woah." Usagi looked up.

"I dunno. Maybe you should do stuff you can't normally do when tiny? Nobody could tell you not to!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

Kurt laughs a little. "There's not much I can do this way, though. I'm not used to being this big so I'm afraid I'm going to break something or hurt someone with my tail, and I can't 'port because I don't have a good sense of how big I am anymore... It's really annoying!"

[bakaodangoatama]

Usagi thinks hard.

"Well, you could always rampage through a city like Godzilla!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"But I don't want to rampage! I'm afraid of breaking things while I'm this big!"

[kid_of_steel]

"Got the question box as well?" Superboy flew up.

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"Yeah. Next time I see one of those things, I think I'll run the other way instead of poking it. It doesn't look like it did anything horrible to you though..."

[kid_of_steel]

"It took me to a boss fight on a vine. But I think I got it worse now that Impulse's running around under that invincible star thingy"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"Impulse is an enemy of yours?"

[fullmetal_piers]

"Most of the time you have to wait for it to wear off. In the meantime -- take care of anything for which you might need to intimidate people?"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"But I don't need to intimidate anyone here! Not really anyone at home either, and I can't find my way back there anyway. I'm afraid to even walk around because I might step on some of the smaller people I've seen or smack someone with my tail. It's no fun!"

[fullmetal_piers]

"Well, the anti-violence field ought to protect them, but..."

"Still, there has to be something you can do."

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"But? I don't like the sound of that!

Nothing I can think of other than sit and wait for it to wear off. Can't even bamf myself somewhere else at this size. I'm twice as lucky to appear half in a wall and get myself a nasty maiming or death, anti-violence field or no.

....You're sure it'll wear off?"

[patchoblack]

"Whoa! Someone has been eating their vegetables! Well, as for something to do, play some basketball? As for getting back to normal, from what I've seen, these things tend to wear off after a while. Mostly."

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"It's not vegetables, it's a weird mushroom. And I don't think basketball would be much of a challenge like this. I have to reach down to get to the hoop now!

I really hope it wears off soon, I feel so clumsy. I'm afraid to move from this spot!"

((Mun explodes with laughter again))

[patchoblack]

*Patchy thinks for a while...*

"You could scare the willies out of really superstitious folks, thought that's kind of mean."

*Patchy scratches his head.*

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"I scare the willies out of people without having to be twice my size, though!

Well... know any place I can get some food delivered? I don't think I can fit through the door of most places now."