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[ishitinthewoods]

There's a bear in the multiverse.

There's a big bear in the multiverse.

...so what are you going to do about this?

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[questionablefan]

((Call Stephen Colbert!))

[ishitinthewoods]

((His answering machine picks up.))

[questionablefan]

((Bears. *hangs up*))

[ishitinthewoods]

((He gets that a lot. ;-) ))

[kid_of_steel]

Lift it, of course.

[ishitinthewoods]

Rawr? *lifted and bewildered*

[kid_of_steel]

"Looking for some honey, Mister Bear?" Superboy joked.

[ishitinthewoods]

*Honey isn't bad. Candy bars rule. Bill likes to raid camps for snacks. He's a Snickers addict.*

Rowr?

[colourmeinsane]

Try to make friends with the wild animal that could rip her throat out of course. Candy crouched down and extended a hand out to the big bear.

"Hey there little guy or girl, what's your name? Are ya lost?"

[ishitinthewoods]

*Sniiiiiiiiiffffff! Does she have candy bars?*

[colourmeinsane]

"You hungry?" Candy fishes around her pockets for a moment. Low and behold, she pulls out a Snickers bar, slightly squished, unwraps it, and holds it out. "This is all I have on me, will it work for you?" She smiled.

[ishitinthewoods]

*SNICKERS! Ooooooh! He comes closer, a little nervous because campers make really loud screechy sounds a lot if he gets close to them.*

[lasereyebears]

Help me defeat the ninja wizards.

[ishitinthewoods]

....Rawr?

*They don't have ninja wizards in Wyoming...*

[lasereyebears]

Oh.

You're one of those.

You don't even have lasers coming out of your eyes.

[ishitinthewoods]

*Rather puzzled by those eyes* Rawr? *SNIFF?*

[alexa_parker]

*holds out muffin*

Blueberry?

[ishitinthewoods]

*SNIFF! Ambles closer!*

[alexa_parker]

See? Whole wheat and only three grams of fat! Perfect for the health-conscious bear.

[ishitinthewoods]

*Bears like more fat in their food than that! He's not sure... is that food?*