Just out of idle curiosity...

May 31, 2006 22:52

And since I've got nothing but time on my hands right now.

Women... more trouble than they're worth?

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notconspicuous June 1 2006, 04:29:28 UTC
*Sigh.* Definately!

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_bigguy_ June 1 2006, 05:00:28 UTC
S'pose I should be grateful I;m not the only one who thinks so, huh?

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caster_gunman June 1 2006, 11:05:22 UTC
"Well...that'd be because you're gay, Fred."

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notconspicuous June 1 2006, 22:28:35 UTC
Fred laughs, "Okay, so maybe my opinion is bias. But that doesn't mean I can't agree!"

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caster_gunman June 1 2006, 22:33:37 UTC
Gene shrugs. "Guess that's true. I take it that the whole 'forced to marry a woman' thing worked out, then?"

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notconspicuous June 1 2006, 23:31:40 UTC
"Oh, yes!" He beams, "Reiko lost in the first few rounds to some Ctarl-Ctarl woman!"

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caster_gunman June 1 2006, 23:33:21 UTC
"Oh...yeah..." Gene guesses who 'some ctarl-ctarl woman' is.

"So now you're free to be with guys again and I didn't have to lift a finger. Great!"

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notconspicuous June 1 2006, 23:56:57 UTC
"Isn't it fantastic!?" Fred beams, but then goes pensive. "But... there's still the matter of all the money you owe me, Gene.."

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caster_gunman June 2 2006, 00:08:46 UTC
"Ah..yes..." Damnit. Gene looks a little panicky.

"Isn't there, uh, some other way I could pay off my debt? I'm a little strapped for cash..." Gene, at the moment, has no idea how badly he could regret saying those specific words.

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notconspicuous June 2 2006, 00:56:51 UTC
Fred looks positively gleeful. There's a devilish gleam in his eye.
"Ooh, Gene.." He leans in closely, wrapping an arm around Gene's shoulders. "Maybe there is one thing...~"

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caster_gunman June 2 2006, 00:59:28 UTC
"...Please tell me it's just that you want me to be a bodygaurd again." ACK ACK ACK. Fred is great and gives bargains on weaponry and trustworthy but Gene shivers anyway, looking worried.

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notconspicuous June 2 2006, 01:12:38 UTC
Fred smirks, whispering to Gene in a sultry manner.
"Mmm... You can guard my body any day...~"

He pauses, biting his lip. No.. he has to hold out! This is purely golden! Nope.. nope.. Fred can take it anymore. He breaks, disolving into a fit of laughter, patting the redhead heartily on the back.

"Ha ha ha! Oh, I'm just kidding, Gene! You know I don't mix my business with my personal endeavors!"

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caster_gunman June 2 2006, 02:12:56 UTC
"...Then why do you always look like you're about to make an exception to that rule whenever I'm around?" And he does. He ALWAYS does look that way.

It doesn't help that the debt is probably huge.

"...How much do I owe you, again?"

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notconspicuous June 2 2006, 02:49:55 UTC
"I guess you're just that much fun to tease!" Fred sniggers.

But then he gets a bit more serious.

"..Right now you're standing at about 873,000 Wong." Which he knows right off the top of his head. That's shrewd business.

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caster_gunman June 2 2006, 02:54:41 UTC
Gene's face seems to implode. That's a lot of Wong. And gaining interest would crush him. It's at the point where he almost would consider sleeping with Fred and then running the hell away and never speaking of it again just to pay the debt.

"...Ugh. Business is crap - I won't be able to pay that anytime soon - like, years-long soons. And taking out loans would suck even more. And you always track down debts. So, what can I do that doesn't involve you violating that rule of yours?" Gene's serious. OWING MONEY TO FRED = NOT TEH GOOD.

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