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May 29, 2006 10:39

"Today, while I was teaching my class I heard the sound of laughter in my classroom. As all of you who have gone to public school know, laughter in the classroom is strictly prohibited, as it usually indicates that a student may be enjoying the lesson. Eager to upset a child, I quickly located and confiscated the source of amusement, a laptop computer. I was curious as to what caused the child to laugh, so I looked at the computer, and found them on a website with a 'cool name generator.' Ordinarily I would not bother with such things, but I was feeling curious, and so I entered my name: Denzel Crocker. These are my results, placed here using the code they provided:
My is Stevie Wonder.
Take The Really Cool Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.
"How could it be that I, someone who delights in the misery of all people, would receive the 'cool name' of a famous entertainer? It could only be the work of FAIRY GOD PARENTS!" *Spasms* "This brings me to today's question. If you had a 'cool' name, what would it be?"
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