May 03, 2006 12:55
The first thing noticed is a squeaky voice yelling, "WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH?!"
And the description of the... entity... that appears next just boggles the imagination! They seem to be joined at the hip, or maybe a cheek of the butt, you can't be sure, but one thing is certain, the facial contours identify these two as Zachary Smart, Agent 86A of CONTROL, and his spy partner Agent 66.
But oh how they have changed! Zack looks about half his size and dressed in a tu-tu, and Agent 66 is missing a leg and dressed like some sort of low-rent hooker!
The squeaky voice came from the rather large baby propelling himself on a skateboard, "I said, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!?!"
Zack lets loose a piece of paper that describes what happened:
Boop..
A picture of a transvestite about to get hit by a thrown chair appears on screen..
And both Zack and Agent 66 find themselves fused together at a semi-appropriate bodypart, Zack now a crossdressing racist midget, Agent 66 a one legged woman being pimped by her morbidly obese baby.
Everybody, say hello to the Conjoined God/Goddess of Trash Talk Shows.
Well, for twenty four hours, or untill the ratings drop..
Zack is the only one to speak: "Where are they taping the Geraldo Jessy Springer show?"