Girls on film...

[gammagammahey]

Have you ever felt that suddenly your life is uncannily like something you've seen on film?

In fact, have you ever felt as if your love life is turning into The Philadelphia Story?

Replete with a previously antagonistic relationship turning into something
a little...different?

Comments

[ghostofmuir]

I've often felt I was in either a soap opera or a horror film, but never the Philadelphia Story.

I do have to ask, Jen: Who's Cary Grant?

[gammagammahey]

I used to think my life was a Russ Meyers' film. All of them put together with spaceships added.

Cary Grant? Well, who do you think?

[ghostofmuir]

::smiles:: At least ye have the figure for it. Once one hits 50, spandex just isna a good idea anymore.

I just canna keep track of the lads in the adventuring set these days. Hard to think of any of them worth the part who'd be particularly contentious to ye.

[gammagammahey]

Moira, who's the one man that can make me Savage She-Hulk?

[ororo_munroe]

Natasha has just informed me that I remind her of every natural disaster movie every made.

My life, however, seems to occasionally assume cinematic B-movie reruns with the random alien warlord invading earth and kidnapping me as their unwilling consort. By the Goddess, would it hurt to at least buy me a cup of coffee before attempting to install me in their harem?

I would at least consider it if it was Cary Grant though.

[gammagammahey]

Cary's dreamy, isn't he? He's about as far from Cary Grant as you can get.

MEN. Have they ever thought of asking if we want to be haremized? But you would look gorgeous in a coin bikini, Storm.

[ororo_munroe]

Cary... *eyes glaze slightly, before shaking the reverie to look curiously*

So, he is the opposite of debonair, charming, handsome, sexually sophisticated, amusing and prone to suave 'Monkey Business'?

Thank you and as you would you also, Jennifer. Do THEY not realize that those metal coins chafe? Loki, Arkon, Doom, Khan, insert-warlord-profile-here imprinted upon the sensitive areas of our skin is NOT the way to a heroine's affections. Misogynist villains.

*grumbles* We should make own harem to show them what it is like.

[gharzia_cutfang]

"Coins more comfortable than itchy pinchy chainmail. Not much, but small bit more."

[gharzia_cutfang]

Once more proving orcs are more ignorant than stupid, Gharzia wanders by, confused.

"I not get it... you tall and strong and green like proper orc woman... but have face like human... You being half-orc, maybe? Have nice hair, though."

[gammagammahey]

Hi there! Oh, boy. Not half orc, all human.

With a twist.

[gharzia_cutfang]

"Human? You?" She laughs.

"If you human, then I being elf. No way you be human. No human look like you, that I ever see before."

[gammagammahey]

*sighs, curls her biceps, and flexes her muscles*

Believe it, baby. Human as Moira MacTaggart down there. Just with a little something extra added in.

[newtovideondvd]

Maybe it'd be better to say your life reads like a bad comic book.

[gammagammahey]

Ha ha, very funny! You'd think I'd get to write my own comic if that were the case, right? Like Cap did?

[newtovideondvd]

THIS JUST IN! Deadpool put in charge of writing a She-Hulk and Deadpool team up! The fourth wall is rendered non-existanct!

[gammagammahey]

I can't hear you! La la la la la la!

You can't do that. Put us together, and the Fourth Wall will have never existed.

[__ryu]

*puzzled* Your love has been sent through time by a secret World War 2 project gone awry?

[gammagammahey]

Yes! Yes, that's it.

Not really.

Well, in his atttitudes at least. You could say he's hardheaded, arrogant, stubborn, smug, self-satisfied, and...oh, I haven't even gotten to anything bad yet.

[__ryu]

And you put up with him why?

[gammagammahey]

A case of tragic circumstance. We were stuck on the same team together for years. I'm trying not to put up with him, but he's worming his way into my good graces despite my best attempts.