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[loyal_love]

Okay, so the crazy Director guy has shown up, Ha-chan was here (but I lost her) and then there were two Menchis. But I lost them as well. *SAD, WIBBLY EXCEL*

BUT! *dramtic pointing!* That is not why I am here today, o'ignorant masses of the multiverse! I am here to find out how many of you will be willing to bow before the great LEADER of Across!

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[reluctantbelief]

"Are you insane? Just curious."

[loyal_love]

Noooooooooo. Are YOU?

[reluctantbelief]

"No. You might want to check with a shrink about it, though."

[loyal_love]

Pah, shrink is what happens if you leave Ha-chan in the warm water to long! Silly!

[x_ginta_x]

I've seen a few "bow to me!" types come through here, but I think you're the first I've seen promoting such a person.

Since there have been a few looking for undying worship and/or obedience to come around it's very possible he was one of them. What does he look like?

[loyal_love]

*Excel is suddenly upon the youkai/demon like a stray dog on a piece of rotten meat*

Ilpalazzo-sama is the most handsome, wonderful, and bestest person in the world! He only wishes for the world to be a better place, you see, and that can only be achieved once he has taken control of the entire world! *whips out a picture of Ilpalazzo*

He's the one with the long hair. *POINTPOINTS!*

[x_ginta_x]

*Ginta's eyes widen due to the assault-by-picture*

Ah, okay.... you seem pretty crazy about this Al Paparazzi guy. How exactly does he plan to make the world a better place? *eyebrow raise*

[loyal_love]

*growly at the mispronucation of her Lord's name* IL-PALA-ZZO.

By ruling it, that's how!

[mnemichan]

**Emi knows who Ilpalazzo is, being an anime fan in her home universe, but decides to have some fun with Excel**

Ilpa-who now? ;)

[loyal_love]

YOU DO NOT KNOW THE GREATNESS THAT IS ILPALAZZO-SAMA?! *Excel is shocked!*

[mnemichan]

Can't say I do, sorry...

But are you aware of the one and only Caine? ;)

[loyal_love]

No. *headtilt*

[prodigalcount]

"And just why should I bend my knee to this leader, or any other for that matter?"

[loyal_love]

Because he wishes to save the ignorant masses from themselves!

[prodigalcount]

"For one, I'm hardly one of those ignorant masses, so why should I care about his plans for them? For two, if they are so ignorant, then why bother with them?"

[loyal_love]

*Sighs, it seems that Count D is just proving that he IS part of the masses to Excel* *matter of fact tone of voice* Because after Ilpalazzo-sama rules the world there will be a great purge of all who oppose his grand ideal and hopefully of all those whom I've listed over the years working for Across. And they're the masses, they are in control of everything, even the government. Which will be overthrown, of course.

[sorakh28]

...

Okay, I knew I would get into serious mental crack when I first came here...

[loyal_love]

*eyes the boy-girl-thing and pokes*

Are you edible?

[sorakh28]

...What?!

((Congrats, Excel-mun. You just broke Loki!Sorakh's brain))

[loyal_love]

((*bows*))

Well, you're small and kinda look like Menchi so...