Shadows and Shot Glasses.
Akane tumbles out of a shadow and lands flat on her back with a giggle, where she decides to stay to keep from getting dizzy. She looks a little dazed but in good spirits. "Hi, Sages type of people! Some of you I know, some I don't. In fact, I think I don't know a lot of you."
She shakes her head and tries to focus her thoughts. With a deep calming breath, she speaks up again. "I'm going to regret my party, so tell me please, what is your best hangover cure? How do you get a drunken sprite to stop trying to steal all the neon signs she sees while your other friend keeps talking about some doctor and his tardis? Is that something really kinky? And what's the best way to accept the fact there is no way of hiding how you got blitzed from your mother?"
Akane pauses and looks up from her spot on the ground with a quizzical look. "Why are you all so tall?"
((ETA: At least she's off the floor now.))
She shakes her head and tries to focus her thoughts. With a deep calming breath, she speaks up again. "I'm going to regret my party, so tell me please, what is your best hangover cure? How do you get a drunken sprite to stop trying to steal all the neon signs she sees while your other friend keeps talking about some doctor and his tardis? Is that something really kinky? And what's the best way to accept the fact there is no way of hiding how you got blitzed from your mother?"
Akane pauses and looks up from her spot on the ground with a quizzical look. "Why are you all so tall?"
((ETA: At least she's off the floor now.))