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Feb 04, 2006 21:34

So...

Good Valentines' Day gift suggestions for a vampire?

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ladymargolotta February 5 2006, 02:45:57 UTC

"A good book?"

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:31:31 UTC

"Heh. Guess that'd work if I knew much about books."

ladymargolotta February 5 2006, 13:54:11 UTC

"Vell, vhat do you know about, then?"

forte_ February 5 2006, 16:00:33 UTC

Forte almost manages to hide any embarrasment. "Less than I thought I did, really, though I think I'm over most of the 'culture shock'."

"Books are probably a good idea. I'll just have to try to find out which ones she likes without her finding out why..."

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turnabout_girl February 5 2006, 02:49:34 UTC

Cattle.

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:34:42 UTC

*Forte laughs*

Yeah, she might be tired of rabbits.

turnabout_girl February 5 2006, 03:39:30 UTC

Not an actual cow. But human-cattle.

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:46:18 UTC

*Forte shrugs* I wouldn't have much of a problem withthat, but she's got this thing about not feeling off humans. Only seen her do that once.

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daughter_dark February 5 2006, 02:49:57 UTC

A chocolate heart filled with blood?

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:32:49 UTC

Kinda clots when it gets cold, though. And wouldn't the chocolate melt if it wasn't?

daughter_dark February 5 2006, 03:38:49 UTC

Your in the nexus. Chocolate wont melt if you make it so it wont.

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:45:25 UTC

Good point. I'll have to look around.

xanman_harris February 5 2006, 02:55:17 UTC

"Stake to the heart."

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:37:19 UTC

*Forte triggers armor recall and growls* Another idiot vampire hunter...

xanman_harris February 5 2006, 05:23:49 UTC

"Me? Ha! No, I'm one of the slayerettes. Buffy's the slayer."

forte_ February 5 2006, 14:59:46 UTC

"I don't care how you organize your little groups. You try to follow me home, human, and you'll get impaled with any pointy objects you might happen to be carrying. Got it?"

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forte_not_bass February 5 2006, 03:01:16 UTC

Do I want to know why you're dating a vampire?

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:44:14 UTC

No.

Do I want to know why you've got a problem with it?

forte_not_bass February 5 2006, 03:47:08 UTC

Did I say I had a problem with it? I was just wondering why.

As for a present? Amazingly wonderful mindblowing sex is always good. And jewelry is always a good bet, if that fails.

forte_ February 5 2006, 03:56:46 UTC

*Forte shrugs slightly* Because.

*And when the topic gets to sex, he freezes like his processor locked up*

Not that kind of relationship...

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