In the past month my personal life has been turbulent.
Unfortunately, a great deal of my difficulties have been played out here, in the public eye. I have been
crassly ojectified by numerous people in a profoundly embarassing manner.
I've been accused of
stalking, then told by my stalkee - I'm not sure "stalkee" is the correct term - that dating her might be possible, after being told I was "creepy" and a
"sap." I was then informed that I am "vanilla," that I lack
imagination, and was accused of probably being a poor lover with only rudimentary knowledge of the female physique.
With one exception - Rictor - all of this abuse has been heaped on me by women.
My old (and hopefully future) girlfriend Misty Knight has now come back into my life.
In light of all of the above, I am forced to ask a question that will hopefully prevent future missteps.
Sages, what do women want?
What do they want, when do they want it, and why don't they just tell us what it is?