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[pitch_light]

My brother has a girlfriend and I saw them kissing. x_x Eew?

He also said some stuff that my other brother would probably like to know, but I don't know if I really want to tell him. He doesn't seem to like me very much, and I can't say my opinion of him is all that great, either, so maybe I should just keep this to myself.

What do you guys

Comments

[moon_wins]

I would suggest taking them on Jerry Springer. The only way to truly work over personal pain is to put it out on Earth television for the enjoyment of others. They will love you for it.

[pitch_light]

*confused* Who's Jerry Springer?

[evil_giselle]

Don't do that to yourself. A TV show that kills brain cells and is entertainment for the sewage of the 20th century mind.

[pitch_light]

You're right. I don't like the idea of talking about this on television. *makes a face*

[moon_wins]

The perfect show for the Earthly, humanoid mindset.

[moon_wins]

A kind man who will make your problems go away. Search for him online. He is a master of family issue resolution.

[evil_giselle]

You've been brainwashed, haven't you?

[moon_wins]

The Mooninite brain cannot be altered by human means. You lack the technology and the funktastic skills to do succesful brainwashings. We, of course, have been doing it for years.

[pitch_light]

But that person over there *points to evil_giselle* said he'd put this on television. I don't think that's a good idea.

[moon_wins]

Because your feeble mindset cannot fathom the genius of it. I suppose you could ignore my advice. I suppose you could also drink until you pass out. That will make your problems go away. Remember, drinking makes everything better.

[evil_giselle]

You're a bad influence!

[moon_wins]

And you like to shout. Come aboard our pixelated space-ship of love and Err will make you holla for a dolla. Bring plenty of malted hops.

[evil_giselle]

While I'm flattered, I'm going to have to pass.

[pitch_light]

How can water make you pass out? Don't you mean drown?

[evil_giselle]

... It's a different kind of liquid, kiddo.

[pitch_light]

*still confused* You mean milk? Or juice?