Locked from Bethany

[newlastscion]

Hey again everyone. I figured I would properly introduce myself this time around. My name's Rachel, I hail from McHenry, Illinois, and I'm eighteen years old

Comments

[jaegermonster]

That horrible. No pretty lady, especially vun who look like you, should be lonely.

[newlastscion]

Aw, thanks!

Yeah. She doesn't seem to know how to go about getting dates herself, so I figured I'd go about trying to get them for her. I haven't met her here, so I don't think she knows I'm here yet, but she can't look much different than she does when I know her.

[jaegermonster]

Iz hard to go monitoring somevun else's romantic life. People tell you you should not physically handicap young men to keep them from hurting feelings.

[newlastscion]

I probably shouldn't. But she's my mom. I don't want her to be lonely.

[icemasta]

I'm personally taken but I know there's a lot of nice femmes around here who'd like her. Guys too.

[newlastscion]

She's straight, so I don't think she'd be thrilled about the femmes. But what kind of guys do you know?

[icemasta]

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that you humans have to stick to either guys or chicks. You're weird that way.

Well, Deathscythe's pilot could use some taming and he had a problem with one other femme, so maybe your mom could help him out.

[newlastscion]

...Is he a robot?

[frost_bite_]

She sounds pretty, but if she's YOUR mom, I'm probably too young for her.

[newlastscion]

How old are you? She's about twenty eight when she's still pregnant with me.

((Actually the script describes Bethany as "a beautiful thirty-something woman", but she doesn't look that old to me.))

[frost_bite_]

I'm twenty

[newlastscion]

Ah. Then yeah, you would be.

Do you have any friends around her age?

[ex_former_m]

*laughs*

Oh yeah, I think I know someone who'd be interested.

[newlastscion]

*glares*

Fuck off.

[ex_former_m]

Awww, such language from such a pretty mouth. What would your mother think?

[newlastscion]

She'd probably be proud.