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[lord_magneto]

*storms in, looking very aggrivated*

How many times must I correct you flatscans?

I'll say it slowly so you can get it right. "Neet-oh" The name is pronounced "Mag-Neet-Oh". Not "Mag-net-oh".

"Mag-Neet-Oh"

Is the correct annunciation of a name too much to ask from you flatscans?

Furthermore, knives, guns, tanks, planes, bombs, sentinels,

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[rayharper]

(Hurls jello and grins) There. Better?

[lord_magneto]

*blocks it with an energy shield*

...it's a start

[rayharper]

Would you prefer coffee? Because that's all I have access to. (hefts the coffee cup)

[lord_magneto]

*sighs* Flatscans...

No thank you. I'll pass.

[wannafeelyou]

When you're dead and we're all dancing on the grave.

*smiles sweetly*

[lord_magneto]

You... I've heard about you...

*smiles back just as sweetly*

I love what you've done with your hair.

[wannafeelyou]

You? Awww, I don't even get a name? Funny, the Mag-NET-O that did this to me? He seemed to know it. Damn, I'm just not as special anymore?

*lip curls, tensing*

Just because I dont' wear the gloves anymore doesn't mean I don't still have my full power. Just controlled. But I can turn off the dampner. Just. For. You.

[lord_magneto]

Yes, I heard what the Me of your universe attempted to do. A rather daring plan, if I do say so myself.

[ex_gunholic964]

Not when the flatscans are being satirical. Why do you get so pissy about it when you're supposed to be above it all?

And you can't do jack against nonferrous metal, so nyah.

[lord_magneto]

I can control all types of metal, including nonferrous metals, child.

At my best, I can manipulate any form of matter.

[ex_gunholic964]

**sticks his tongue out** It sucks when people go munchkin in real life.

[wadewilson]

Hey, Poppa! You need some help?

[wanda_maximoff]

If he doesn't, I do.

[wadewilson]

What can I do ya for, hot stuff?

[wanda_maximoff]

Make me happy?

[goddessofhair]

...<.< >.> *spins a cloud of purple hairness at him* *scampers away*