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[asimov_mega]

Why doesn't Dr. Light just teleport me directly to the Robot Master?

...And Rush just ran away, right?

Comments

[palmer_kun]

Because the Robot Master lairs have anti-teleport fields blocking that.

[asimov_mega]

So why doesn't Dr. Light built a teleporter that goes through the fields?

[palmer_kun]

Because that's impossoble.

The Robot Masters have anti-teleport fields, right?

But if you could teleport through them... they wouldn't be anti-teleport fields anymore, would they?

That would cause a contradiction in the nature of the universe, and would make the entire multiverse explode in a puff of illogic.

Do you really want to be responsible for the death of all creation?

[asimov_mega]

...

No.

;__;

[ex_gunholic964]

'Cause the Mavericks Robot Masters have sensor jammers that keep you from knowing exactly where they're at or getting a good teleport fix. Duh.

[asimov_mega]

But then why doesn't Dr. Light build sensor un-jammers or something?

[ex_gunholic964]

Because jamming technology always keeps stride with sensor technology, and you have to have a really good sensor profile before you can teleport someone in from a distance, 'cause of the risk of materializing inside something. Which isn't pretty.

Don't they teach you anything about this stuff where you're from? It's part of Hunter basic.

[asimov_mega]

...What's a hunter?

[snarkierthanyou]

Because in that case, the game would be too short and boring. Duh.

[asimov_mega]

...Game?

[snarkierthanyou]

Yes.

Megaman games are great, but playing only the boss-fights? Would be boring. No fun and challenge.

[teh_leo]

Hey, the arcade games were just boss fights and those were fun!

...Oh. My. God. SPIDER-MAN.

[lurker_lane]

::sigh:: Ya ever think that just maybe, because he's a FRICKEN DOCTOR, that he knows best? Didja? NOOOOO!!! Oh, you are in for one hell of a PHD-slap later on buddy boy!

((I'm not really an ass; I just get the reference))

[octopus_hubris]

It's The Question's half-brother!

[faceless_freak]

No it's not.

[asimov_mega]

Nooo, don't slap me! I'll be a good robot!

[canvas_curse]

Because he has to draw you a line!

...Right?

[asimov_mega]

...I don't know.

[canvas_curse]

I don't know! But that's my life!

[asimov_mega]

...Going in a straight line?