everyday (ab)use of superpowers, and Stupid Human Tricks

[angrylemur]

Two sets of questions today, one for the people with some form of 'superpowers' or other, and another for the people who are ABSOLUTELY NORMAL

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[fervens_deus]

Growing coffee trees in people's bedrooms.

[angrylemur]

That is awesome. *Says the completely caffiene-dependant person.*

[fervens_deus]

*smiles* It certainly seemed to make them happy.

[morphtastic]

Oh, geez, I never use my powers for anything NON-trivial!

I mean, really! With great power comes extrodinary new fart jokes!

[angrylemur]

That's the way to go, really. If I had superpowers, I don't think I could be all angsty about it. I'd be too busy going, "Whee! Great power!"

[morphtastic]

Definitely my kinda person then!

*stretches a hand over*

Name's Morph. Nice to meetcha!

[angrylemur]

*shakes hand* Laura. Certain people call me Lemur, though, because...ah... it's kind of long story.

OK, so it's not a long story but it's a really, really pointless story.

Nice to meet you, too!

[einie_the_dog]

I can throw the frisbee back after I've caught, as long as I'm really, really careful not to throw it at a window.
Practice. Necks were not made for aiming.

[angrylemur]

Cool. I wish my dog could do that. He doesn't even like to give the frisbee back.

[einie_the_dog]

*looks completely innocent and has always given the frisbee back. Mo, really*

[spoongoddess]

I make my life easier all the time.

I use my powers to vanish my boyfriend's clothes sometimes. Or to make myself a cup of tea when I'm cold.

Or to turn my blood sparkly, but THAT is a long story.

[angrylemur]

Ha! Vanishing your boyfriend's clothes must be fun.

[spoongoddess]

*giggles and blushes*

Yeah.

[liz_bartley]

...

*Didn't have time to practice trivial things with her powers.*

Um. I teleported to change clothes once.

[angrylemur]

That counts. Man, I would have loved to be able to do that back in my theatre brat days. I could tell you horror stories about between-scene costume changes.