Father issues? You could say that.

[comes_a_son]

So. A question, huh? Alright.

How the Hell (pun most definitely intended, oh yes) is someone supposed to talk to their father when it's his fault their mother committed suicide?

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[nosnatas]

Who's your daddy?

[comes_a_son]

Satan. What's your name, kid?

[nosnatas]

Really?! *looks at him funny*

That's my daddy's name too.

Daddy calls me Nate but my full name is Natas.

[comes_a_son]

....Really. *stares* Okay then. Hey, Nate. I'm Noah.

((Oooh! Is yours an OC too, or from a fandom I'm unfamiliar with?))

[key_to_me]

Why would you WANT to talk to him if it's his fault that your mother committed suicide. Sounds like a recipe for stupid.

[comes_a_son]

I have to talk to him. He won't leave me alone. Bastard pops up constantly.

[key_to_me]

So punch him in the balls and tell him to leave you the fuck alone. That usually works with most people.

[comes_a_son]

Satan isn't most people, sadly. If that would do anything but piss him off enough to make my life more hell than it is already, I would have done it a long time ago.

[sandersrocksit]

My advice? Talk to Adam Young.

[comes_a_son]

Who?

[sandersrocksit]

*repeats slower and clearer* Adam. Young.

Antichrist. Better at it than you, though.

[comes_a_son]

Just because I'm the son of Satan does not mean I'm the Antichrist. I declined the job, as a matter of fact.

And why would I talk to him?

[dragonwhishes]

Smile and nod, smile and nod...

You know, I'm starting to think a lot of people have daddy issues here.

[comes_a_son]

*raises eyebrow*

[dragonwhishes]

When Satan talks to you, smile and nod and say "Yes" and "All right" or something else when he starts to talk.

[comes_a_son]

Ah. *laughs a bit* I would, but he has this incredibly knack for getting under my skin within seconds. I don't think I could keep it up.

[ultron_x]

No.

One is supposed to cap one's dad's ass if its his fault that their mother committed suicide.

Sheeeit.

[comes_a_son]

Easier said than done. And he'd just come back in a different body, anyway.

[ultron_x]

You sound like a quitter.

[comes_a_son]

*raises an eyebrow* You're familiar with the attempted desruction of celestial beings, then?

And I never said I wanted to kill him, anyway. I hate the fucker, but he is my dad. I don't think I could kill him if a were capable. I just want him to leave me alone.