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[lupa__raina]

Hi.

I was wondering, does anyone know where I'd be able to find a babysitter for a night? Everybody I've asked is busy and I can't miss this charity auction.

It pays well, and he's just the sweetest little boy.

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[pommede_sang]

...

[thewolf_inside]

Yeah, same here.

[lupa__raina]

I'm just looking for a babysitter.

[pommede_sang]

...you don't know who I am, do you?

[_anitablake_]

I have officially seen everything now.

[thewolf_inside]

YOU?!

[_anitablake_]

What?

[lupa__raina]

You've never seen a woman looking for a babysitter before? *raises an eyebrow*

[thomas_small]

What's the catch?

[lupa__raina]

No catch. I need a babysitter for Riley, for this Saturday.

[thomas_small]

When ye say someone's 'the sweetest little boy', there is definitely a catch.

[lupa__raina]

...Okay, so he's a pain in the ass at bedtime and he hates being babysat but I really need someone to watch him for me. Marcus and I are going to be at this charity auction for hours, and we can't take him with.

[lion_passant]

I... What... Something bred with....

When do we leave, pup????

[lupa__raina]

...*takes about ten steps backwards*

[lion_passant]

*archs a brow*

What? Not ready to kill me. Again? I mean, we are one up on you.

[lupa__raina]

Me? Kill you?

Are you KIDDING me?

[dragonwhishes]

.............

I....

*STARES*

Oh... Raina. Ah. The... The NICE one.

... *pops a few pills, and then goes and bashes her head against a wall*

[lupa__raina]

I wasn't aware there were any others.

[dragonwhishes]

Ooooh, there aaaaaaarrrrreeee...

*stares in shock*

... Please, please tell me that you don't know a girl named Leela.

[lupa__raina]

Never met anyone named Leela.