Mar 01, 2009 14:52
~This suitcase didn't have that gash when we put checked it? Did it?
~Hi! I'm Bat-shit-insane-Brenda! You wanted the H3 Hummer right?
~Everyone hates cheeky GPSes.
~Whoever photoshopped the hotel in the ad should win a medal!
~Authentic Mexican dinner!
~What do you mean there's no fan in the bathroom....(Pt. 1)
~Buiscits and Gravey continental breakfast! (Now with more soupey eggs and down-syndrome waffles!)
~"This is a good jumping off point." (Trip to the Rio Grande.)
~Bad Ass coffee is bad ass.
~"Road closed for winter, unfinished maountain roads for next 8 miles, proceed at own risk." + "Local traffic welcome only." ....what's this way?!
~Off-roading
~Climb those rocks and the frozen creek in 70degree weather.
~Fapping in the forest.
~10,600feet up! I'm Hungry!
~Green Chili Cheese Burger
~What do you mean there's no fan in the bathroom!!!! (Pt. 2)
~Green Chili garlic bread + Green Chili grilled chicken fettuccine.
~Green chili infused vodka.....was not imbibed by anyone for any reason. (That's just wrong.)
~This bar sucks!
~6 cabs for all of Albuquerque
~I got "Luckie"
~Flying Star Cafe produces the Slice o' Bread-Puddin'
~Old Town meets the New Simmonses
.......there is pictorial evidence of all of these chapters. And more to come! I'm loading up to myspace as we speak. I have one day left in Al-be-querky. Then I'm calling in sick and spending my last day off with my friends I miss.
Hooray!!!