Mangling Shakespeare

[sagemcargh]

"It should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To reboot, and to reboot, and to reboot,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our registries have lighted fools
The way to Blue Screen's death. Out, out, brief candle!
Windows's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That bleeps and blinks its hour upon the net
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of SPAM and spyware
Signifying nothing."