PoT - Bigger Than Yours: A Few Days Later
Title: Bigger Than Yours: A Few Days Later
Characters: Shishido, Yuushi, slight Oshitaricest
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1200 words
Summary: Shishido wants to know what Yuushi is doing on his phone and finds out more about the cousins than he wanted to. Takes place after Bigger Than Yours
Notes: Written as part of the Before/During/After meme.
It was Yuushi's first day back since the long weekend, made extra long by Yuushi taking an extra two days off to visit family. Shishido had teased him about all of the work he'd have to catch up on, but Yuushi had just shrugged his shoulders and said he'd get to it eventually. Shishido hated super smart people that didn't have to worry about studying like mad. But not enough to not want to hang out with Yuushin in the hopes of dragging him to the street courts later.
Shishido had just started into his complaints to Yuushi about Choutarou having music club and not being able to to play tennis with him when Yuushi's phone chimed. He paused with his friend and waited, somewhat impatiently as Yuushi pulled the phone out and read the message. The look on Yuushi's face made him instantly interested. Yuushi didn't do that smirky leer face unless he was being particularly evil.
"What's with that look? You sending naughty mails again?" Shishido asked. If he was, Shishido wanted to know about it. It had been really funny the one time Yuushi started sending anonymous and pervy emails to Hiyoshi. The guy had been red and flustered for days. Followed by really pissed off. Which was really just as funny.
"Not exactly. I'm mailing with Kenya who insists I somehow cheated in our last contest." Yuushi tried to sound offended but Shishido didn't buy it.
"So? It's you. You probably did,” If cheating was easier and had more benefits, Yuushi would so do it. “What was the contest?"
"Usually I'd have to agree with you. But not this time. Manly pride wouldn't allow it. Besides he did the measuring."
Shishido was really curious now. "Still haven't told me what you did."
"I would have thought it obvious. Manly pride and a tape measure..." Yuushi trailed off as his eyes skimmed down Shishido's body to lock on to his crotch.
A beat went by and then the light bulb clicked on."Oh...Oh! You measured that?” And then another light bulb burst into life, “With your cousin?! And he measured? Damn you are one kinky bastard."
"Maybe,” Another Yuushi shrug as if having your cousin measure your junk was a normal occurence in some circles. “And can you try a little discretion?"
Shishido looked around and noticed that there were a couple people in ear shot and lowered his voice, shifting closer to Yuushi. "But your cousin?”
“Yes, Shishido. Kenya is my cousin.”
“So... What happened after you measured?" It was like a car wreck. He knew he should look away but he couldn't. He had to know more. Was it just a testosterone fest or were they kissing cousins?
"A gentleman never kisses and tells Shishido."
Yuushi's words sunk into his head and a flash of disappointment at not getting details was quickly replaced by Yuushi confirming that he was kinky and had been kissing his cousin! “But you just did!!” If there had been nothing to tell, Yuushi would have just said that.
Yuushi winked at him with a chuckle and made to walk away as another email came through but Shishido recovered enough to grab it from Yuushi's hand.
“Wha-” Yuushi said as he looked at his now empty hand and then swiftly turned to try to take back his phone from Shishido. “Give that back.”
“No way, I totally want to know what you two are saying.” He brought up the emails, dodging out of Yuush's reach as he did. It paid to be a dash specialist sometimes.
He was skimming through one of Kenya's emails to Yuushi and nearly tripped at what he saw.
"No way!" He exclaimed as he read the line again. His brief moment of shock gave Yuushi the chance to take his phone back. Shishido was still too amazed to care. That Yuushi apparently had something going on with his cousin wasn't that surprising. Yuushi flirted with everyone no matter how inappropriate. Shishido had caught him laying it on thick with their married history teacher a few months ago!
But the numbers Kenya had mailed were unbelievable. He would be claiming Yuushi cheated too if that's what he got! "Seriously?! Did he measure right?" Shishido finally asked having to jog a few steps to catch up with Yuushi who had started walking away. His eyes flicked between Yuushi's face and his crotch as Yuushi turned to look at him.
"Well if you don't believe my cousin you can always take your own measurements," Yuushi purred while leaning in toward him."But as Kenya found out I do demand follow through. It is, after all, very impolite to get a man in such a state for curiousity and not offer compensation."
Shishido was sure his brain just broke. The offer, the Kenya information, what state Yuushi had to be in to properly measure... the need for compensation was just too much for his pure little mind to handle. But somehow his mouth was still able to work independently of all thought process. "Like what?" He heard the words tumble out.
Yuushi made a non-polite jerking motion with his hand. His leer was on full blast and amusement was clearly shining in his eyes.
Shishido swallowed. Yuushi had no shame or sense of decency and some small part of Shishido was finding it hot. Still, he didn't think he was curious enough about Yuushi's size to do all that. And he could just email Kenya himself and demand he resize Yuushi.
"Not worth it," Shishido said when he realised too much time was going by in silence and Yuushi was actually expecting an answer.
"I do reciprocate," Yuuushi offered in his dirtiest bedroom voice that caused more than one riot amongst his loyal fans.
"I said not worth it. Geeze you are such a perv," Shishido huffed and stormed off down the street. Mostly to get away from the evils of temptation than in any true anger.
He could hear Yuushi strolling along behind him and getting further behind. And that actually annoyed Shishido more. Just because he thought Yuushi was a pervert didn't mean he no longer had plans with the guy.
“Hurry up!” Shishido called back as he half turned, his arms crossed in frustration. “All the good courts will be busy by the time you get your butt there.” Just because Yuushi was a kinky bastard who did weird things to Shishido's sanity and enjoyed doing kinky things with his cousin, didn't mean he didn't make a good tennis partner when Choutarou was busy. Shishido had priorities after all. And for better or worse, tennis was firmly planted at the top of them.
“Yes yes, I'm coming.”
“Not likely,” Shishido muttered under his breath while turning his back on Yuushi completely missing the smirk aimed his way.
Characters: Shishido, Yuushi, slight Oshitaricest
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1200 words
Summary: Shishido wants to know what Yuushi is doing on his phone and finds out more about the cousins than he wanted to. Takes place after Bigger Than Yours
Notes: Written as part of the Before/During/After meme.
It was Yuushi's first day back since the long weekend, made extra long by Yuushi taking an extra two days off to visit family. Shishido had teased him about all of the work he'd have to catch up on, but Yuushi had just shrugged his shoulders and said he'd get to it eventually. Shishido hated super smart people that didn't have to worry about studying like mad. But not enough to not want to hang out with Yuushin in the hopes of dragging him to the street courts later.
Shishido had just started into his complaints to Yuushi about Choutarou having music club and not being able to to play tennis with him when Yuushi's phone chimed. He paused with his friend and waited, somewhat impatiently as Yuushi pulled the phone out and read the message. The look on Yuushi's face made him instantly interested. Yuushi didn't do that smirky leer face unless he was being particularly evil.
"What's with that look? You sending naughty mails again?" Shishido asked. If he was, Shishido wanted to know about it. It had been really funny the one time Yuushi started sending anonymous and pervy emails to Hiyoshi. The guy had been red and flustered for days. Followed by really pissed off. Which was really just as funny.
"Not exactly. I'm mailing with Kenya who insists I somehow cheated in our last contest." Yuushi tried to sound offended but Shishido didn't buy it.
"So? It's you. You probably did,” If cheating was easier and had more benefits, Yuushi would so do it. “What was the contest?"
"Usually I'd have to agree with you. But not this time. Manly pride wouldn't allow it. Besides he did the measuring."
Shishido was really curious now. "Still haven't told me what you did."
"I would have thought it obvious. Manly pride and a tape measure..." Yuushi trailed off as his eyes skimmed down Shishido's body to lock on to his crotch.
A beat went by and then the light bulb clicked on."Oh...Oh! You measured that?” And then another light bulb burst into life, “With your cousin?! And he measured? Damn you are one kinky bastard."
"Maybe,” Another Yuushi shrug as if having your cousin measure your junk was a normal occurence in some circles. “And can you try a little discretion?"
Shishido looked around and noticed that there were a couple people in ear shot and lowered his voice, shifting closer to Yuushi. "But your cousin?”
“Yes, Shishido. Kenya is my cousin.”
“So... What happened after you measured?" It was like a car wreck. He knew he should look away but he couldn't. He had to know more. Was it just a testosterone fest or were they kissing cousins?
"A gentleman never kisses and tells Shishido."
Yuushi's words sunk into his head and a flash of disappointment at not getting details was quickly replaced by Yuushi confirming that he was kinky and had been kissing his cousin! “But you just did!!” If there had been nothing to tell, Yuushi would have just said that.
Yuushi winked at him with a chuckle and made to walk away as another email came through but Shishido recovered enough to grab it from Yuushi's hand.
“Wha-” Yuushi said as he looked at his now empty hand and then swiftly turned to try to take back his phone from Shishido. “Give that back.”
“No way, I totally want to know what you two are saying.” He brought up the emails, dodging out of Yuush's reach as he did. It paid to be a dash specialist sometimes.
He was skimming through one of Kenya's emails to Yuushi and nearly tripped at what he saw.
"No way!" He exclaimed as he read the line again. His brief moment of shock gave Yuushi the chance to take his phone back. Shishido was still too amazed to care. That Yuushi apparently had something going on with his cousin wasn't that surprising. Yuushi flirted with everyone no matter how inappropriate. Shishido had caught him laying it on thick with their married history teacher a few months ago!
But the numbers Kenya had mailed were unbelievable. He would be claiming Yuushi cheated too if that's what he got! "Seriously?! Did he measure right?" Shishido finally asked having to jog a few steps to catch up with Yuushi who had started walking away. His eyes flicked between Yuushi's face and his crotch as Yuushi turned to look at him.
"Well if you don't believe my cousin you can always take your own measurements," Yuushi purred while leaning in toward him."But as Kenya found out I do demand follow through. It is, after all, very impolite to get a man in such a state for curiousity and not offer compensation."
Shishido was sure his brain just broke. The offer, the Kenya information, what state Yuushi had to be in to properly measure... the need for compensation was just too much for his pure little mind to handle. But somehow his mouth was still able to work independently of all thought process. "Like what?" He heard the words tumble out.
Yuushi made a non-polite jerking motion with his hand. His leer was on full blast and amusement was clearly shining in his eyes.
Shishido swallowed. Yuushi had no shame or sense of decency and some small part of Shishido was finding it hot. Still, he didn't think he was curious enough about Yuushi's size to do all that. And he could just email Kenya himself and demand he resize Yuushi.
"Not worth it," Shishido said when he realised too much time was going by in silence and Yuushi was actually expecting an answer.
"I do reciprocate," Yuuushi offered in his dirtiest bedroom voice that caused more than one riot amongst his loyal fans.
"I said not worth it. Geeze you are such a perv," Shishido huffed and stormed off down the street. Mostly to get away from the evils of temptation than in any true anger.
He could hear Yuushi strolling along behind him and getting further behind. And that actually annoyed Shishido more. Just because he thought Yuushi was a pervert didn't mean he no longer had plans with the guy.
“Hurry up!” Shishido called back as he half turned, his arms crossed in frustration. “All the good courts will be busy by the time you get your butt there.” Just because Yuushi was a kinky bastard who did weird things to Shishido's sanity and enjoyed doing kinky things with his cousin, didn't mean he didn't make a good tennis partner when Choutarou was busy. Shishido had priorities after all. And for better or worse, tennis was firmly planted at the top of them.
“Yes yes, I'm coming.”
“Not likely,” Shishido muttered under his breath while turning his back on Yuushi completely missing the smirk aimed his way.