Okay, anybody who saw Serenity READ THIS!
http://www.swartzer.com/writing/serenity2000.php And this!
http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/Serenity.html You might want to read this somewhere you can laugh out loud with minimal embarassment. I was bitting my cheek and covering my mouth because I'm in the library and guffaying would be baaaaad. I think I might just want a Wash hand puppet, he's so cuuuuute!