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This day is just nuts. Twice this morning a couple of my co-workers had me laughing until i was in tears. This crazy lady here wanted one of my english muffins so i told her to go for it. I also told her she could help herself to the spray butter i have. Well after 10 minutes of helping her get it toasted in our ancient toaster oven she can't figure out the butter spray. I have to tell her to take the lid off first then she proceeds to spray it all in her hair, her face, and the guy behind her. She keeps spraying it and spraying it all over the fucking place and saying, "I can't figure it out!" I am trying so hard not to lose it. I just had to turn around and walk away. I went and hid in the secretary's cube, fell to the floor laughing until tears were rolling down my cheeks. I could still hear the lady down the hall calling for me, needing help with the stupid butter! That got the secretary laughing, then one of the devlopers walked in the office and there i am on the floor looking like i am having a nervous breakdown...
Then i was out having a smoke with the crew:
Karen: Sharon, you have a bug on you.
Sharon: Get it off Karen.
Sharon: Karen!
Karen: *laughing like a goon*
Sharon: Get it off...KAREN GET IT OFF!!!
Then Sharon proceeds to dance around like MC Hammer to get the bug off. We were rolling.
But now i am bored again.
Then i was out having a smoke with the crew:
Karen: Sharon, you have a bug on you.
Sharon: Get it off Karen.
Sharon: Karen!
Karen: *laughing like a goon*
Sharon: Get it off...KAREN GET IT OFF!!!
Then Sharon proceeds to dance around like MC Hammer to get the bug off. We were rolling.
But now i am bored again.