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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave firerain a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I bought porn for ugly_kitties (-10 points). Last week I punched khelekainu in the arm (-10 points). In September I stole trustchaos's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I pulled geenadee's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-60 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
onedec