dear ferrari: you suck.

May 09, 2009 21:32

Alright, since my friends have done it via IM-convos, I'm gonna post mine here -
just to amuse everyone else - if ever you do find it amusing. XD

Dear Gnash,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm joining the Convent. I think I realised it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're bitchy enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and thanks for the Cocaine.

Your everlasting enemy,
Lei

I certainly found that one amusing, we formed words, picked out a few and formed this retarded letter to each other, and since my friend Gnash was the last person I texted, he got the lucky part, that lucky bitch. XD

MY BOOM: Mozarella cheesesticks.

friends, random, funny

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